Everton F.C

A football club based in merseyside, England. PLayed at a football stadium called Old Trafford, i.e Goodison Park. Renowned for its sense of love for the manc, and welcomes them into the team with open arms, such as Phil Neville and Tim Howard.
(Can also be used as a adjective, to denote useless hope in a pathetic moment.)
The fans can often be seen arguing with Kopites, although inevitably losing, since there's no evidence to support their claims. They aften slander about the Kopite, claiming that they're from foreign countries such as Norway. However it has been proven that the City Of Liverpool actually contains more Kopites than Evertonians, so in essence calling the majority of fans kopites as foreign is a compliment, as it suggests that Liverpool F.C has a lot of fans.
As a club it hasn't one anything in quite a while now, as it has no money, due in part to the consistently poor performances of the team when a season ends.

adj. to do a "Everton F.C"

person 1 : The match just ended, we lost, again
person 2 : Ah, we've done yet another "Everton F.C"
person 1 : Maybe there's a award?
person 2 : Of course not, all the good awards are won by them damn kopites and mancs?
person 1 : Oh well, it was worth a try

by Poor Scouser Tommy Boy May 12, 2011

Everett, WA

A city in Washington, about 50 miles North of Seattle. It rains a lot.

I live in Everett, WA, it rains a lot.

by mattsvalentine January 10, 2011

everything bagel

1. A bagel with everything on it
2. Name given to someone you really think is being silly

Ted: I gave the cat to much oatmeal, and he choked to death.
Mike: Oh, you're an everything bagel

by Wesker! January 4, 2008

everything2

A site with Everything on it
www.everything2.com

Have you seen the How To Archive on everything2.com?

by Arran August 3, 2003

try everything once

a phrase used by people, mostly of the European-American variety to get a fellow human being to do something that they would not normally do.

"Yo, just jump your BMX off the roof of the house. You have to try everything once!"

"Baby, come one. You have to try everything once. Now, suck!"

by D. William P. March 28, 2005

evette

squirrel-like short girls, who like to make clicky noises.

my date last night sucked. she was such an evette and just ate acorns the whole time.

by g54 April 24, 2011

LUE - Life, the Universe, and Everything

Sex, porn, attention whores, and well - everything.

LOL!!1 y hello thar buttsecks???! s3><0r her face!! This message has been deleted by a GameFAQs moderator BANNED

by You know who I am... October 25, 2003