Elmer's Glue bottle

noun- refers to an empty 4oz bottle of Elmer's Glue that is filled with clean urine and placed in one's hidey-hole and used, often repeatedly, to receive a clean urine test at the clinic.

Clean junkie: Hey there fuck-nose. You look all fucked up and shit. How are you ever gonna pass a surprise piss test at the clinic?
Sue the Dirty Junkie: Hey. Know what? Maryanne's gonna give me some clean piss in an Elmer's Glue bottle. I'll put it in my hidey-hole. They'll never know! Fuck em!

by Ned Ludd August 28, 2005

Elmer Fudd

1. An amusing cartoon character commonly seen in association with Bugs Bunny.
2. Any law enforcement officer who is known to employ the services of one or more badge bunny, due to the cartoon characters penchant for hunting rabbits. See also badge bunny

Have you met Officer Yung?

Oh, you mean Elmer Fudd? Every badge bunny in the tri-county area has given him a turn!

by nobunny October 18, 2008

emergency flaps

a stand-by bint for when the missus has put you in the dog-house

pissed off 'er indoors last night, so i'm on the look-out for some emergency flaps

by Jamiehol February 16, 2004

Elmer's Spoo

The milky white glob of cum mixed with female lubrication, KY Jelly (and God knows what else) that oozes out of a woman's vagina or anus after annonymous drunken sex. When left to dry, it permenantly bonds her pubic hair to her thong.

Can also be collected after vaginal or anal intercourse for use in children's arts & crafts projects, reapairing cracked engine blocks, leaky radiators and adhering heat tiles to the space shuttle. Great dilapitory too.

NOTE: The patent for Elmer's Spoo has been purchased by the folks who manufacture Krazy Glue.

When that ho woke up this morning, her ass was stuck to the sheets with my Elmer's Spoo.

by Kkaptin Kkirkk November 20, 2009

Emergency Meat

Beef jerky/Slim Jim, which can be kept in an office desk drawer indefinitely, until the day when you're just desperate for protein and/or high quantities of sodium.

Two hours till lunch? Throw me over a stick of emergency meat!

by Elaine Urban December 30, 2009

eizer

A sweet, loving and caring guy who you can so easily trust. Eizer is someone you know who will never let you down. He's the funniest person you can find, he's super smart, cheery, he's a good person. He's so cute and just perfect. He's beautiful inside and out, he's someone who understands pretty much everything you have to say. You can rant on and on about anything to him and he will just be there, listening to you. Eizer is very considerate and he's the sweetest guy out there. He's one in a million, and definitely irreplaceable. Once you get to know him, you won't ever regret making that decision.

Friend 1: Why are you so happy?

You: Oh, I'm just in a good mood. My best friend bought me flowers, he's so sweet! :')

Friend 1: That's so nice! Is he an Eizer?

You: Yeah, how do you know?

Friend 1: Eizer's are the bomb. Such gentlemen.

by monkeyy October 27, 2012

Emergency flaps

The side fasteners on a babies diaper/pamper is used here as Emergency Flaps. If your emergency flaps are about to blow, have blown or are stretching thin, basically means all hells going to break loose for a freak out, meltdown, you name it. It's the last straw, you have lost control if they've blown. You still have sanity if they are still intact.

"Dude, if this lady doesn't drive faster than 2MPH my emergency flaps are going to give."

"My emergency flaps blew, I was so pissed I had to leave."

by Kgarontee September 3, 2014