eizer 

A sweet, loving and caring guy who you can so easily trust. Eizer is someone you know who will never let you down. He's the funniest person you can find, he's super smart, cheery, he's a good person. He's so cute and just perfect. He's beautiful inside and out, he's someone who understands pretty much everything you have to say. You can rant on and on about anything to him and he will just be there, listening to you. Eizer is very considerate and he's the sweetest guy out there. He's one in a million, and definitely irreplaceable. Once you get to know him, you won't ever regret making that decision.

Friend 1: Why are you so happy?

You: Oh, I'm just in a good mood. My best friend bought me flowers, he's so sweet! :')

Friend 1: That's so nice! Is he an Eizer?

You: Yeah, how do you know?

Friend 1: Eizer's are the bomb. Such gentlemen.

eizer by monkeyy October 27, 2012

Etzer

A geometry dash youtuber who is commonly known for his effect levels and loud screaming on twitch. It is said that he is fed moist fishsticks by Zobros on Tuesdays.

He screamed like Etzer, incredibly loud and obnoxious after he died on Call of Duty.

Etzer by F_I_R_E_D June 22, 2016

Ronnie Eiler 

loves alfs and driving home by himself and leaving friends stranded at the bars

AKA Ron solo

Man we were all about to drive home together after the bars but you totally "Ronnie Eilered" us

Ronnie Eiler by a standed bargoer August 17, 2011

Ezer 

Is a confusing person, but can understand you. Ezer can act like an innocent angel, but Evil and merciless to others when become serious, so don't underestimate an Ezer.

Ezer is also funny, clumsy, and playful when it comes to their favourite person, but is normal and cold when it comes to others. Ezer is talented and smart, they can solve anything, just let them do it on their own.

Ezer's are also Charming, cute and seductive.
They are also loyal to others but not that faithful.. They are trustworthy, so don't worry on telling them your deepest darkest secret, 'cause trust me, they'll just keep it to their selves.

???: "Hey! I just saw this cute person a min. ago in the woods, just chilling. But she/he's giving me a bit of a weird vibe tho."

???(2): "Oh?.. that must be an Ezer. Glad you're safe mate.. Just be careful next time you saw her/him.."

Ezer by Azure.Blaze. August 15, 2021

eimer

a rare irish creature that hails from cork city. Eimer is a barrel of laughs and always up for a cheeky pull or snapchat. Is found with a pet racoon and a jaeger bomb or 20. will square go

oh wow, that eimer is a wild chick

eimer by McWhirt April 6, 2017

exzerge 

the best youtuber in the whole world and you wish you own his YT account.

exzerge has joined xd and might be heading to levitate

exzerge by SLAVE123456789 October 4, 2019

eimermize 

Verb

1. To be removed from an organization (i.e. fraternity, lodge, et al) without due process in the interest of group integrity. See jewed.

2. The act of inviting individuals to a party under the pretense that someone else is bringing alcoholic beverages when said provider of the alcohol is not aware of their commitment.

1. Because of frequent serious violations against the policies of Organization X, John is therefore eimermized and is not allowed to return.

2. John eimermized us all into believing that Jane was bringing the schnapps, but Jane was not even invited to the party.

eimermize by DerAbweichender May 17, 2006