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porky eggs

A greasy breakfast containing eggs and a pork product, e.g., bacon, usually consumed the morning after a night of excessive drinking for the purposes of alleviating a hangover.
Person A: Damn dog, what you eating?

Person B: Porky eggs.

Person A: What the hell are porky eggs dog?

Person B: Look it up in the Urban Dictionary you stupid retard.

Person A attempts to look up the term on his iPhone

Person A: It's not defined here dog.

Person B: Aw, shit. I submitted a definition a couple of days ago. Those idiot editors at the Urban Dictionary must have rejected it.

Person A: That sucks dog!

Person B: I know, dog! Now you aren't going to know what porky eggs means, cause I ain't telling you!

Person A and B share a laugh.
by Big poppa 62353456 December 3, 2013
mugGet the porky eggsmug.

hunting for eggs

a) A children's Easter pastime, or:
b) Looking for females to screw.
Son: "Mum, I'm going hunting for eggs."
Mother: "That's alright, just don't get dirty."
Son: "..."
by zomgmouse April 2, 2010
mugGet the hunting for eggsmug.

Throwin' Eggs

1. The act of masturbating on the part of a male.
2. When a woman is on her menstrual cycle (ovulating).
3. To be having an abortion
Ya man! My mom walked in me while I was throwin' eggs!

My girlfriend's throwin' eggs, so she's been real pissy lately.

I might have a little brother, but I think my moms gonna be throwin' eggs.
by Seanton Soup December 26, 2008
mugGet the Throwin' Eggsmug.

gooky egg

The stereotypical asian who is good at maths and computers.
by unskinny-bob February 4, 2021
mugGet the gooky eggmug.

cool egg

Another word for college. Mainly used for memes or if you have some sort of speech impediment. Also, if you are graduating from high school to cool egg, good job.
"I have cool egg tomorrow"
"You mean college?"
"Yeah sure."
by Nebscicle May 18, 2016
mugGet the cool eggmug.

Egg and mash

A term meaning prostitution, mostly an Irish slang.
She made 200 euro on the egg and mash last night.
by PokemonGirl April 24, 2010
mugGet the Egg and mashmug.

Dean of EGGS

A former teacher who rises to a higher rank thus causing an insatiable appetite for giving her partner head.
Annies now Dean of eggs. Her boyfriend better watch out, he's gonna get his knob sucked off!!
by Scroody October 23, 2018
mugGet the Dean of EGGSmug.

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