Drunken one night stand

A method of having sex usually resorted to by lonely skinny nerd virgins. They go in bars and find a girl that is very drunk and can't think, trick them into thinking they are hot, then bringing them home. It is a loser act, but it does work.

Jacob: Oh my gosh I heard humping noises coming from your room all night, what was that?
Michael: Guess what... I lost my virginity.
Jacob: OMIGOD NO WAY, you actually got a girl to like you?!
Michael: No, I just did the drunken one night stand.
Jacob: Oh, so it's not that surprising now.

by Oneriwien July 29, 2012

drunken special

A meal with anything and everything on it. Only edible when extremely intoxicated. Usually made with tortilla shells

Ski: Can we go in your kitchen and make a drunken special with the leftovers in the fridge
Me: No dude, my mom will get mad if you eat all of her tortilla shells again.

by Kyle April 10, 2005

Drunken Clam

A drinking game. Drink three bottles of whatever alcoholic substance is in the room. Then say a sentence. Whoever says the first comprehensible sentence loses.

Jack"adfshjiegshuarsj;lvfshyu"
John"hfsjfsjldfsjldfsjldfsjkl"
Jill'I eat dsjdsflj"
Jimmy"What's wrong with them?"
Bill"They're playing drunken clam"
Jack" i like burgers."
Bill" Jack is out."

by drinking games January 3, 2013

drunkenexia

When someone replaces food with alcohol, or a person's diet only consists of alcohol.

That drunk bitch in the club is to skinny, she must have drunkenexia.

by Barbie9a March 19, 2008

Drunken Monkey

An inebriated simian prone to outburst of half-nakedness and coconut-throwing. Inhabitant of Monkey Island. Also prone to outbursts of lucidity.

The Drunken Monkey can be most often found throwing bananas at people.

by Michoira February 23, 2004

drunkenf00l

Online idiot. Realted to the Half Life community.

See wordllama/word

Drunkenf00l thinks he is leet.

by Gabe Newell October 19, 2003

Drunken Pussy Cunt

A DPC (Drunken Pussy Cunt) is aterm that describes a girl who is easy, which is to say that she is not in a formal relationship and will easily have sexual relations with any person that strikes her fancy. She gets invited to Drunken Pussy Circus' in order to be liquered up and willingly exploited by guys who want to engage in sexual randomness. She will do anything to get guys attentions including but not limited too: Making out with other girls (and other guys girls!), getting naked for boys, drink, smoke, and give oral sex freely.

Amy's such a DPC (Drunken Pussy Cunt), she was flashing everyone all night!

Yo man, John's having a bunch of DPC's (Drunken Pussy Cunt) at his house
later!

by annettev April 20, 2006