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Dershowitz defence

When someone confronts you about your crime, so you respond by asking them if they've condemned Hamas for similar crimes.

AKA the Hamas-Dershowitz defence
AKA to Dershowitz
"We questioned him about the allegations, but he played the Dershowitz defence"

"Your honour, I plead the Dershowitz, I may have committed a crime but so did Hamas"
by PrinceAndrewShould January 4, 2024
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Desh

Something that is unreasonable, ridiculous, or otherwise unbelievable or untrustworthy.
Guy 1: Did you know what Dino nuggets are made from real dinosaurs??

Guy 2: That's desh, stop lying

Guy 1: I don't like you
by Goji tha fruit January 22, 2024
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Desh

Smashed in, dented, crumpled, damaged, broken, crashed, crushed
My mate just crashed his car into a telegraph pole and the front end is all deshed in.
by Sir Lopez the great January 22, 2024
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Desh

Country, wasteland, third world/underdeveloped/developing nation

Sanskrit origins
I went to Bangladesh over the holidays. It was such a Desh!
by The British February 4, 2024
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Deshaun Watson Special

When you go to an Asian Massage Parlor and pay for a "massage", then attempt sexual assault on said Asian Lady.
Viridian got a Deshaun Watson Special at the local Asian spot. He's an animal.
by They_CallME_Threats May 22, 2024
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Dershowitz’d

1) what happens to a person that is a human trafficked as a minor and a dirty old man engages in sexual activity with that person against their will. 2) The rape and torture of trafficked minors

Alan Deshowitz is documented, photographed and self confessed to have traveled on Jeffrey Epstein's "Lolita Express" and "Only getting massages" "That he didn't even enjoy" from trafficked minors. WE all know the truth - He engaged in rape with those children. Dershowitz, like Santorum, is attempting to flip the narrative and play the victim using his own name as a weapon against "woke" and "Cancel Culture". Progressives agree that this cannot be allowed to happen so we are here making our point that to be Dershowitz’d is as horrible sounding as Santorum is now.

For examples look for "The Majority Report" and the story "Dershowitz Claims No Judge Will Overturn Trump Conviction For Fear Of Being “Dershowitz’d”"
Jeffrey Epstein would bring in young girls from other states to be Dershowitz’d by his friend Alan.
by Dark.Soul June 1, 2024
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daeshanna

Daeshanna is a very intelligent girl. She is also flirtatious. They are very important. She is also more attracted to fictional characters.
Daeshanna if ur reading this u are very gay/jk
Girl 1:Oh, to be Daeshanna she is so interesting
Guy 1:Yeah that's true
by amanilovesauroish February 22, 2024
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