Doug Shit

The stuff that one guy at work does that should get him fired but somehow doesn't.

Boss: "Hey, who broke the saw cutting 3 plates at once?"

Worker: "You know who. He's always up to some Doug Shit."

by kingkuvathemilklord May 1, 2024

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Douged it

When your playing golf and you take the shittest shot.

Swinging the club super hard but the ball only moves 4 feet. Fucking douged it.

by Mestry1 May 21, 2021

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doug worthy

A short piece of shit with a Napoleon complex

Dude, eat a Snickers. You’re being a total Doug Worthy right now.

by RichardCranium00040 May 7, 2018

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god doug it

Captain chug it always fuckin them bitches stealing them riches burnin through witches, a stylish G named by the people loved by all never shall he fall into anything but good pussy!

Nice meth pipe god doug it and I dig it too!

by The Pit Monster June 18, 2022

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A person named Doug can be male or female. My name is Douglas. I am an adult male. There are also female people named Doug. You will always like a Doug, or Douglas. Contrary to popular misconceptions, a Doug will never betray you. And stop using my GOD GIVEN name for bad connotations, like bad sex, and stupidity. A gay Doug is the coolest person you will ever meet on Earth. Don’t forget it. If you are ever forgotten by a Doug , .... you will regret it. 😊

Man. Did you know Doug gave me an A on the final exam ? I didn’t even study the book or read the whole thing!

Oh wow, I really love Doug ! She gave me a ride home today.

by ChigcagoMan October 1, 2018

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Doug

Somebody/Something that is Russia, a long tongue, and is quite hairy. Doug is normally related to an animal owned by a family, however any Doug is accepted.

Sarah; woah your a doug
sam; thanks, but I'm more of a suggling gummy worms type.

by satanicklaus April 1, 2019

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