When a guy finds himself in an unclear sleeping situation with a woman, he is entitled to "take second base" without comment or condemnation.
Guy #1: "Yo, I heard that (insert female name here) crashed in your bed last night."
Guy #2: "Yeah...nothing happend."
Guy #1: "What? You declined a ground-rule double!"
Guy #2: "Shit! Did I really?"
Guy #1: "Yeah, you were definitelyentitled to boobie touch-age."
Similar to an Upper Decker, except you 1st lay a turd on the toilet bow lid. You then remove the lid from the upper tank and rapidly fling the toilet bowl lid into the open position, catapulting the turd into the upper tank. This is worse than an upper decker, because not only does the owner have a turd to fish out of the tank, but they also have a lid that requires cleaning as well.