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dick

Why are you looking this kind of stuff up on the internet? Go suck one!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a bonar because you sucked my dick! Wait a minute, why am I posting this stuff? I'm giving u real examples to u pervs looking it up. goodbye
by MY POST IS A JOKE December 3, 2010
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dicked

much like getting screwed over or "owned", the term dicked refers to the porn act of some poor lass (or lad i guess) copping a shot in the eye (the worst of insults i beleive). The term though has many variations.
The "silent dicking" can be displayed soley by pointing to your open eye. this implies to those around you that you have just "copped one in the eye" or been "dicked" to some degree.
For a complete display of being dicked you can join the pointing of the eye with an out loud "man, i just got DICKED"
silent dicking: (useful for the office)

A friend sees another friend put down the phone across the office. The friends make eye contact, with friend A pointing towards his eye with a sad look on his face.
Friend B now knows friend A has copped a dicking.

Verbal dicking: "far out man, i just got dicked over at work for that promotion."
by matt kemp December 28, 2008
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dick

what the fuck is your problem sicko you have nothing better to do but look up dick on a website you kno what the fuck a dick is especially if your a guy and if your a woman go ride one cause you need it if your looking it up...p.s its a penis duhh...lol =)
a. im so horny i wanna suck my own dick
b. your a fuckin dick
c. girl you need some dick in your life
by Alee-lee babes July 25, 2009
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dick

slang for the male organ of copulation and, in mammals, of urinary excretion.
"That male mammal used his dick for copulation and for urinary excretion"
by Joshy Berger March 21, 2008
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Dick

Often thought to be the male sexual reproductive organ, it is actually a cave mans beard. Licked clean by the female, the caveman then grunts to show his manly hood before stroking his dick.
You man, look at that guys dick! I want one, but i can't grow it!
by mattizle May 16, 2005
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Dick

A male penis, often between the legs. size ranges from 3 to 7 inches.
by JoshSucksPenis01 February 4, 2019
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DiCKS

a way of saying "Didymium,Carbon, Potassium,Sulfer" by loler, which is dumb and retarded
yo my gee, i had some DiCKS and it was amazing!!
oh yeah abby? look at my DiCKS BICH
by AshliiiC November 13, 2019
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