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Hip Hop Dinosaur 

A small brained dickweed who needs to learn to mellow yellow.
Hey, how do I piss? - Hip Hop Dinosaur
Hip Hop Dinosaur by Mag3purbroski January 12, 2011

Dinosaur Dipshit Day

A day so amazingly sucky that you have to revert to using the word dinosuar in it, a word that normally shoudn't be used unless 1.The person in question is in the Museum of Natural history or 2.The person in question is a little boy in the 2nd Grade
"Man, yesterday was a DINOSAUR DIPSHIT DAY!"
"Do I know you??"

dinosaur 

The avocado of the prehistoric age. Green and often bumpy, the dinosaur means "Terrible Lizard". Just like the avocado; a terrible fruit. Dinosaurs are large reptiles, but many believe the CIA simply buried their bones to discourage time travel. It has worked, because obviously I haven't met Elvis yet. Curses.
I am not frightened of that 19 foot to 20 foot T-Rex dinosaur, because of its relatively stubby arms, despite its reptilian flare and tail intensity.
dinosaur by Rawr Expert May 5, 2011

dinosaurous

the adjective form of dinosaur. looking, smelling, feeling, sounding, or tasting, like a dinosaur.
your boobs are SO dinosaurous.
dinosaurous by KIRRA March 24, 2005

exploding dinosaur 

Those capsule dinorsaurs that grow huge when you put them in water. Also made out of a rubber substance that when put in water they become slimy and grow. Also when a girl leaves a tampon in your bathroom toilet and it swells huge taking every drop of moisture in its path hostage. Also a situation between friends or a group of people that has the potential to have enough drama to take over the entire night.
When you were younger did you ever get those "exploding dinosaurs" that you put then in water and they got huge?

Sue left me an "exploding dinosaur" in my bathroom when she left last night.

The way these two are arguing it could turn into a "exploding dinosaur" if we don't take care of it.

Awkward Retarded Dinosaur 

A hand gesture made by placing four fingers on a surface with the middle finger straight out to resemble a dinosaur similar to a brontosaurus. Used in an awkward situation to release the tension. Very similar to the Awkward Turtle. This was created by fringe characters Jade and Lukalicious during the TV show 'Psych'

When telling a joke that no one gets, one can sometimes get a laugh by using the awkward retarded dinosaur in conjunction with a "wooof"

The 'woooof' can be replaced with any farmyard animal sound that indicates the awkward dinosaur is too retarded to know what sound it should make

variations include "awkward retarded crocodile" (accompanied by a crocodile hand gesture that has jaws that do not allign when closed)
question: "Hey guys knock knock?"
response: "I fucking hate those jokes"

*crickets chirping*

passer by: "awkward retarded dinosaur...wooooof" with awkward dinosaur gesture creates laughter.