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destructikon

{noun} a being created for the sole destruction of the planet Earth and the eradication of all human life. Thought by many to be the second coming of the Anti-Christ, though the destructikon is a product of science and not divinity. Rumored to have been developed by black ops U.S. funding to counter Russia's newest genome project. His physical capabilities are off of the charts due to strenuous genetic reassigning. It is estimated that he can level an entire metropolitan city in a matter of minutes. Current status of destructikon is unknown, as he went AWAL from an army facility at Fort Detrick, MD in 2003.
1. It's all fun and games until destructikon rolls into town.
by Rogue Cell July 11, 2010
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destructo-tard

someone hell-bent on performing self-destructive acts after a misfortune, despite requests to be reasonable
Don't hit your phone, you friggin destructo-tard. Just give it a second.

After wrecking his Mercedes, Bill either gained new great zest for life or became an utter destructo-tard, sleeping with anything that moved, and drinking enough to fell a horse.
by jarge20 September 26, 2010
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Destructo-Five

A high five of inconceivably devastating force, often doing damage to the hands of the high-fivers and any structure nearby. Can be performed in incredibly extreme situations; driving two cars at over 100 mph in opposite directions and having the drivers high five each other is an efficient way to perform a destructo-five.
After finishing our final exam, I was so happy that the horrible class was over that I destructo-fived my friend and blew a wing off the school!
by SG937 October 25, 2010
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destructile

Matter capable of causing enormous destruction.

An invention of concept or strategy capable of causing huge destruction.

An unbeatable weapon of destruction.
destructile - A large nuclear weapon which can cause huge destruction and is heavily shielded and cannot be destroyed by any defensive weapon.

destructile - A huge comet capable of destroying life on a planet.
by NobleWorld February 8, 2012
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Destructinated

meaning you were utterly destroyed in a competition or challenge.
" Dude, you got Destructinated in the game yesterday."
by willam dafoe October 6, 2012
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Distracted Drift

"Distracted Drift"

When driving you notice erratic driving such as slowing /speeding patterns, drifting into your lane, and so on as a result of using their mobile for texting/posting/browsing.
"Man, I was on my way into work this morning and was almost taken out by the peckerhead doing the 'distracted drift.' I expected it ot be a kid but it looked like a soccer mom on Facebook."
by Renees Bill July 23, 2013
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Destructions

A booklet, sometimes written in several languages, that details in confusing terms how to assemble something.
I used the destructions to put the entertainment center together and now the TV won't fit in it.
by AtticusJ July 6, 2016
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