Derpanchy Monster

A term used for a duo of drunken fools who hit bars like tornadoes hit Oklahoma.

Oh my god, the Derpanchy Monster just walked in the door. Hide yo wives, hide yo keeds -- just feed them copious amounts of booze and let's hope they leave the bar in one piece.

by Sleezy D-Wreck December 31, 2011

derp juice

1:4 Southern Comfort and Lemonade.

"Dude that drink is kick ass, what's it called?"
"You're sippin' on derp juice, bro."

by Nikaila =] August 22, 2012

derpage

Derpage is defined as a massive amount of derp spewing and or radiating off a human, creature and or plant

A stupid human would be a person with derpage.

by hawkblade3099 November 26, 2013

derped

1. verb to mess up

2. verb to do something in the action of derpiness

I totally derped up when I broke Leo's sunglasses.

by Future Echo December 31, 2016

Derped

Another word for redarded,funny, weird

1.wow that was a derped move
2.abby is so derped

by Sk8girl22 October 31, 2018

Johnny Depp

v.) The act of ejecting matter from the stomach, into the mouth and then projecting that matter into the mouth of a mate at the end of a planned rendezvous to convey satisfaction in libations consumed within four hours of the act.

Man 1: Hey man, how was your date last night?

Man 2: It was great! We started the night with Mint Juleps at the Ritz, dinner at Sushi Inoue

was fantastic and we finished with Jagar bombs at Lobby Bar. Then, after the cab ride to her place, I Johnny Depped her at the door.

by UrLilSis April 21, 2019

Post Orgasmic Derp

Defined as a state of mind achieved only after orgasm. One that leaves the individual unable to form rational or even basic thought, much less coherent thought. (See also 'derp')

"Amanda stumbled over her sentences while in the throes of her Post Orgasmic Derp."

by XTheMazoku'sLoverX December 31, 2011