double decker tits

Woman (or man) who has breasts, but also has a ring of fat over the top of the pants, giving the illusion that they have two rows of breasts.

Check that out, she's got double decker tits! So big that they had to make her a double decker.

by bpt January 18, 2009

black and decker

When a black man has anal sex with a woman and the knocks her out (decks her).

Lexington Steele black and deckered Jenna Jameson in this movie i just saw.

by z. e. April 22, 2005

Deikeaization

A metamorphosis experienced by certain twenty- and thirty- somethings, the primary manifestation of which is the shedding of Ikea furniture, Ikea accessories, and all things Ikea in favor of possessions befitting an adult. Deikeaization is as dramatic as a second puberty for some, with wet dreams revolving around the wares of Crate & Barrel, Restoration Hardware and other mature manufacturers of home furnishings. As with puberty, so with deikeaization: wood is good.

Alex invited me over for dinner the other day; I think he must be going through deikeaization, as none of his "silver" ware is rusty any more and his Billy bookcase had been replaced with something looking more like a William.

by E. Ponymous October 31, 2011

deakesque

To enjoy toys in an unnatural way. Normally involving members of the opposite sex and large plastic objects.

"put that thing away, I'm not feeling deakesque right now"

by Jimmae September 10, 2003

deakesque

The description of one who practices Deakism. Deakesque acts usually involve draughty clothes and objects marked 'not to be taken internally' controlled by a very controlling woman

We're all sitting comfortably knowing we're not deakesque

by dee-k-esk September 15, 2003

Deiner

To drive off a road into a field.

Look out! Don't Deiner around the turn.

by C.F. I.U. April 5, 2009

dekerfluffle

verb--the act of eliminating kerfluffle.

For example, "You know how you go to find something in your car and before you know it, it's all kerfluffled. It then needs to be dekerfluffled."

Or, "When you clean out the garage, you can have a dekerfluffle sale and keep the money."

by Trilly Umm February 3, 2010