The McFly defense

A defense used for charges of indecent exposure. First used in Davenport case where a man had his wife testify that he was not well-endowed enough for a female postal worker to have seen his penis from about 35 feet away.

I got off the charges using the McFly defense

by The real Lappy May 26, 2010

Tower Defense: X

All out Tower Warfare! Deploy your towers from the air, land, and sea. Rival against powerful enemies and bosses before they destroy your towers. You are humanity's last hope to defend the base.

It's a Tower Defense game on Roblox.

"Bro, did you see the Tower Defense: X update? They added a nuke!"
"Sick, I'll go check it out."

by DaExplosion May 05, 2024

Hall Of Fame Defense

The Take Down Gang Ally Way.

TDG plays Hall Of Fame Defense

by keke032 January 07, 2024

saran wrap defense

Its how the Clevand Browns get a 0-100 record

You should really change that saran wrap defense

by ACKACKACK123987 January 28, 2018

self defense rape

Pretty self explanatory. It’s when in an act of self defense you rape the attacker to de-escalate the situation.

Someone tried to mug me in the alley near Tom’s sandwiches. I was forced to use self defense rape.

by Saddam Huessein the second March 23, 2023

Dead Chewbacca Defense

Similar to The Chewbacca Defense, wherein a person will completely switch the subject of their argument to something totally unrelated. By hammering this point home the intent is to make the debating partner completely give up. In a Dead Chewbacca Defense, the point that the user switches to will be completely wrong, untrue or contradictory, and he or she will continue to support this point and hammer it in until the opponent has to go with it and submit.
Named for the Chewbacca Defense and the Dead Parrot Defense.

Here, Rob uses the Dead Chewbacca Defense
Doug: Well, I can see your point there but beauty is defined by the individual-
Rob: My shirt is blue!
Doug: No it's not..
Rob: Sky blue!
Doug: Your shirt is white.
Rob: My shirt is blue!
Doug: Screw it.

by Jordrake December 05, 2010

Defensive Boner

The tightening of the urethral sphincter to prevent the flow of urine. Increased blood flow to the penis constricts the urethra so you don't piss yourself in your sleep.

Sarge: "Holster that weapon private!"

Pvt P.P: "It's a defensive boner sir! I really have to pee!"

by IamRob September 02, 2017