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667 Dark Avenue

At asoue.proboards.com lurks an obsessive community of Lemony Snicket worshippers. The site was created by the mysterious Tragedy, mysterious in the sense that no one has any idea who he/she/it is and most are desperate to know what resides in he/she/it's pants. The site was created by this mysterious being, whom many members consider the alpha and the omega, the creator of all things, so these fans can endlessly discuss A Series of Unfortunate Events.
Many notorious members include:
BSam:-Hilarity just falls out of every one of his orifices.
Dante- the father of all knowledge.
Sixteen- Who seems to be romantically involved with everyone on the site.
Trikip- A backlog of weird I.P address impersonators surround this 'person'.
Emma Squalor- Would say Hannah Montanna was talented if she posted on the site.
Fancy: Queen of 667. No one is really sure why.
Songbird (or is it freebird)- The most bossy moderator.
Sherry Ann- who seems a lot older than her 1000years. It is widely acknowledged that Sherry Ann was around before the creation of the universe or even matter itself.
Hermes- The heir of Dante, gains Dante's title when Dante passes on. Many murder plots have been organised, as get none successful. That sneaky Dante.
MyKindEditor- Seemed promising at first, has dwindled somewhat.
Tiago Squalor- 667's most flamboyant member, is currently writing the sequel to ASOUE.
Freebird (or is it songbird)- Er, yh.
Join the community today! Or not, good choice.
On 667 Dark Avenue:
Dante: *Something intellectual*
Hermes: DIE!
Emma Squalor: He he, you are both so talented.
Freebird/Songbird: Lol, wrong board.
BSam: I is FUHHNY.
Tradgey: I like to EXPERIMENT.
MyKindEditor: Ha ha ha Bsam, you're funny!
Elle: Glee!
Tiago Squalor: APOCALYPSE.
*Everyone dies.*
by I mentioned me, guess who I am November 30, 2010
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Darkshner, Arnold.one of William Ferrells character's name in a comedy skit titled "Green Team".
"Hi! I'm Arnold Darkshner for the green team"
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Someone who is short and eats melons
Person 1 - "Isiah is darksocial"
Person 2 "I know right?"
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dark side of the plutonian moon

The word used by the plutonians Oglethorpe and Emory from "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" When they mooned the Mooninites. But always can be used in real life
Jordan: Let's show them the dark side of the plutonian moon.

Lamar: What does that fucking mean

Jordan: Fucking moon them you dunce

Jordan: Don't you watch ATHF
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Dark walk

That really awkward walk through a really dark room youve never been in before, because youre convinced youll trip and fall on something.
Why are you walking like that?
Like what?
The dark walk man!
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Dark Corner of the Internet

When you come across some unrelated psycopathic or even erotic videos or information which you had not intended to stumble upon.
Dave: Man, you should have seen this wierd video I saw last night!
Tom: What happened?
Dave: I was doing some research on the French when I clicked on this link that lead me to five guys covering eachother in nutella.
Tom: Sounds like somebody ended up in the dark corner of the internet..
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Dark EDM

Electronic Dance Music (EDM) that is of a dark nature being unique in sound and beats and produced by ambiguous Independent artists.
You often hear Dark EDM on the dance floors of mysterious and concealed nightclubs in cities across the planet.
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