Pretending like you have a chance against the much bigger person, and going face first into the fight, only to get stomped by him within seconds. Much like the Danes, during WW2, did against the much stronger Germany and their invasion of the country.
Boy 1: "Man I saw you go in against that bigger dude - you got absolutely slaughtered."
Boy 2: "Yeah I know, I pulled out the Danish Offense. Shouldn't have done that."
Boy 2: "Yeah I know, I pulled out the Danish Offense. Shouldn't have done that."
by fjgsteff July 20, 2019
Get the Danish Offensemug. The useless person in a group. They tried to fit in into a group so that he can become one of them. He tries to act but fails to do it. People proudounces his name wrongly. He purposely wants to find fault with others.
by Danish Ahram January 4, 2018
Get the danish ahrammug. Flop: "You have you heard of the danish tickle? it makes you sleep better"
Gallows: "Yeah i had a big one come visit me last night!"
Gallows: "Yeah i had a big one come visit me last night!"
by thedanishman69 November 4, 2020
Get the Danish ticklemug. They beat the Swedes. Danish footballers released wild boars on the football field in Frölunda in order to win. They cheat often.
by Every Swedish person April 16, 2022
Get the Danish football playersmug. The Danish Swing Fun act is when you, or you sexual partner rides a dildo attached to a swing, swinging back and forth giving a blowjob each time you or your sexual partner goes forward, deepthroating the cock. Then switching jobs but this time it’s the man fisting the women each time he goes forward while riding the dildo.
by SelfMadeVagina June 1, 2018
Get the Danish Swing Funmug. When you're going down on a bloke whilst eating salty licorice and it leaves a ring of salty licorice stain around the head of the penis - that's a Danish Crown.
by Danish Bloke September 6, 2022
Get the Danish Crownmug. by Actuarius81 October 12, 2021
Get the apple danishmug.