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Dallas Cowboys

1.A team that you hate because at some point in your sad life, they came to town and destroyed your team. Thus making your childhood a little more depressing.

2.A team you hate so much that you have a "go to" memory of your team beating the Cowboys. Cowboys fans however forget how many times they have beaten your team, and therefore don't give a shit about the aborition that is your "go to" memory.

3.A team that if you hate, renders you completely incapable of comprehending math percentages.
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Man 1:"The cowboys are a bunch of criminals. T.O, Pacman, Tank Johnson, the whole team is a bunch of thugs and criminals".
Man 2:"T.O is a moron, but not a criminal. Pacman yes, Tank Johnson yes. But, 2 people would not make a team of 53 players a team full of criminals. Are you a crazy person?
I bleed Dallas Cowboys. But this year(08/09) they played like a bunch of butt-fucking quiters. Absolutely unacceptable. We have a completed roster, with depth, and laden with talent. Make it a complete TEAM, and make amends next year.
by Scoobysnacks30 January 27, 2009
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