by HoneyBearTree October 19, 2017

The sweetest cowboy you will ever meet. Super sexy, has great buttcheeks. Probably really good at fixing, building, creating things. Likes reading, long walks in the woods, and bear meat. If you happen to see a Dale on Bumble- swipe right! You wont regret it- he will make you laugh constantly, and dish it out as much as he takes it. Also really really great in bed. Might be accompanied by a “Chip”.
by toleratescountrymusic November 22, 2021

MYMANMYMANMYMAN OMGGGG HES SO FINE AND KIND I LITERALLY TEARED UP WHEN I SAW HIM OMG HES SO AHAHAJBRNFJSO HES LITERALLY MAJESTIC, BEAUTIFUL, GORGEOUS I CANT EVEN EXPLAINNBB AND THE PINK HAIR?? OMG LITERALLY IM SUCH A FANGIRL FOR HIM IDC IF HES OLDER THAN ME.
by needingmulletgyu February 3, 2024

Everyone wants to take a Dale home to meet their mother. Charming, handsome, intelligent, polite.
However, they will charm your pants off and before you know it you’re begging them to fuck you hard up the ass.
When he’s done he will smile at you and you will thank him for the attention.
However, they will charm your pants off and before you know it you’re begging them to fuck you hard up the ass.
When he’s done he will smile at you and you will thank him for the attention.
by Stretched asshole March 5, 2024

Dale is the biggest fucking simp on the planet. He likes dick and ass, he wants all the girls in the world. FUCK YOU DALE
by Jack meawf October 26, 2020

dale is a wicked being, she likes to roll around in mud or things that look simliar to mud (💩) and likes to smack her cat in the face with doors
by lalalalahotgirl May 26, 2023

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 26, 2025
