hair curtain

When someone uses their hair to block their face in an embarrassing or awkward situation

LINDSAY was so embarrassed by the waiter's comment that she put her hair curtain in an attempt to hide.

by tinyunicorn June 27, 2015

Quivering curtains

Why did you look this up?

Why the fuck am I looking up quivering curtains

by Why? Why? Why? Why? July 8, 2019

Dirt Curtain

A dirt curtain is the (specifically long in length) ring of pubic hair surrounding the butthole.

Thanks Paul! I feel so much cleaner, your bidet really blasted my dirt curtain.

by Tayne Morano April 24, 2020

Curtain wrangler

A nosey neighbor who calls the authorities on anyone and everyone for the slightest reason.

My kids were outside playing basketball and the curtain wrangler next door called the police because they weren't wearing masks.

by IconoJett May 25, 2020

dick curtain

a curtain that men should wear to hide their dicks. if they have a small dick, they get a small dick curtian. its very simple.

"did you see how small his dick curtain was?"

"yeah i bet his dick is smaller than vances"

by kelloogsfrostedflakes July 18, 2020

Mexican curtain

Excessively dangling vagina lips

Look at the Mexican curtains on that girl!

by Ms Mayhem April 9, 2017

Clapping curtains

A condition that a female with large vaginal lips gets after years of intense penile thrusting from large penises,usually females with multiple partners suffer from it,especially BBW

Maria had a case of clapping curtains when her vaginal lips slapped against Jose's thick penis as he pounded her cooch

by BIG T 49 June 9, 2017