When you get super fried, sit on the couch and get super distracted by your curtains and start quenching your inner desire for tactile stimulation by touching them.
by bwcodes January 13, 2009
Get the curtain touchingmug. Holy Fawk Ricky look at the bird curtains on that fat bastard. I bet he has to hold ‘em to the sides when he’s getting a blowie.
by The Toe Truck May 12, 2022
Get the Bird Curtainsmug. by Tayne Morano April 24, 2020
Get the Dirt Curtainmug. LINDSAY was so embarrassed by the waiter's comment that she put her hair curtain in an attempt to hide.
by tinyunicorn June 27, 2015
Get the hair curtainmug. Driving from one side of the highway to the other in one fluid motion across 3 or more lanes with complete disregard for other drivers you have caused to slam on their brakes and crap their pants.
Nice curtain pass asshole. You just had to stay in the fast lane until the last 100 ft before your exit.
by parkerman November 25, 2007
Get the curtain passmug. He act of having sex though a beard.
Either the males if it is long enough to have sec through. Or you have a third party dangle the beard in between while the act is commenced
Either the males if it is long enough to have sec through. Or you have a third party dangle the beard in between while the act is commenced
Friend - how was the love making last night ?
Girl - we tried the hairy curtain, but his friend curt kept staring at my beave
Girl - we tried the hairy curtain, but his friend curt kept staring at my beave
by Hosstich July 20, 2017
Get the hairy curtainmug. by Lover 1999999o June 7, 2018
Get the Curtain dragginmug.