Clive

To cum or sperm on someones face preferably your wife

Ow honey you clived me in the eye get the patch" "shut up carrol"

by simultaneous March 23, 2009

Crivet

Adjective used to describe anything found in McDonalds, a word you can't remember, or something you don't know how else to describe.
Also a noun referring to anything and everything.
Actually can be used to replace any word. Ever.
Originally found in a McDonald's playplace.

Kate: Does that sign say "Crivet?"
Ben: I think it does... Can you even read?
Kate: Well.... Crivets!
Ben: oookay...

by technologyishatingonmetoday July 30, 2011

criebaby

A person who cries when someone boots them from a clan on the internet

Phizikz, stop being a little bitch, u criebaby

by Andy January 5, 2005

chivet

An indentation in the chest. Combination of chest and divet. Contrary to popular belief, does not displace the heart or replace the sternum.

-Hey, why is that kid sweating from his upper stomach?
-Oh, he just has a chivet.

I had a weird dream the other day that someone was licking applesauce out of my chivet.

by Spatch Adams May 1, 2009

Chive

Chive is a verbal noun. A person that have the biggest heart and also not a wimp afraid to fight about it. A chive is an act of freedom against oppressive subjugative repression to an idea of a singular dominant. Chive is a logical action toward the type of unfriendly dickens and cuntiness group of liars and haters. As one said, if that group of scummy spoil colleger mouthing about why you were alone with a laptop in a 24 hour coffee joint at 2am, just keep calm and chive on.

Chive is also considered a noble act of reasoning. Instead of picking a fight with some one, walk away and leave the person continue to shout. Its consiered a chivey act as In you know your worth it.

Keep calm and chive on
That cop smoke weed with us, he's pretty chive bro.

by Smartest Mafia Ever Fuckaaaaaa March 18, 2017

Peam Crie

What you believe to be a cute deer in the woods making a squeeky sound is really a wet anus leaking on the forest leaves.

I was walking in the woods when I heard a peam crie. It bought tears of joy to my eyes.

by Drawkcab Gnik January 27, 2011

Chiver

CHIVER a word used to describe the uncontrollable little movement that happens during or just after taking a major dump or a long awaited piss.

You've been trapped at your desk all morning in the weekly conference call and finally put the phone on mute and make the dash to the bathroom.

As you relieve the intense pressure, your body responds by suddenly doing a quick and intense shaking that feels slightly electrical, leaving you feeling very relieved and almost euphoric.

Although the chiver has ended you feel the effects for a few minutes as your body resets itself.

by Been There Did That January 25, 2011