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Get the Cum Countdown mug.SIR: I don't want this in my mouth.
Idiot: Well I don't want your voice in my ear!
SIR: Dang, you just did a counter attack.
Idiot: Well I don't want your voice in my ear!
SIR: Dang, you just did a counter attack.
by spel itt rite April 13, 2006
Get the counter attack mug.An elusive meth head (spracker) that sleeps during the day and cooks up some good-ass meth in the evening when the sun goes down.
by pjilbs July 16, 2006
Get the Count Sprackula mug.Killstreak included in the popular video-game 'Call of duty'.
Once activated, knocks out all enemy radar for 30secs.
Despite being considered a 'waste of a killstreak', counter uav is perhaps one of the most potent on offer. Benefitting not only yourself, but your whole team too.
Often used by teamplayers, despised by noobs can help weaker teams to victory. Leaves radar-dependant enemies blind and disorientated.
Once activated, knocks out all enemy radar for 30secs.
Despite being considered a 'waste of a killstreak', counter uav is perhaps one of the most potent on offer. Benefitting not only yourself, but your whole team too.
Often used by teamplayers, despised by noobs can help weaker teams to victory. Leaves radar-dependant enemies blind and disorientated.
Me- "Anyone got uav or counter uav? Thats what I'm rockin, I play for the good of the team."
13yr old teammate- "Screw you noob, I'm goin for my tenth nuke ftw"
Me- *quits game*
13yr old teammate- "Screw you noob, I'm goin for my tenth nuke ftw"
Me- *quits game*
by Sir William Pinch October 30, 2011
Get the counter uav mug.The number of people you've had sex with. It doesn't necessarily have to be in a bed. One's bed count can be reduced by adjusting for Fractional Sex experiences. Bed count is similar to Head Count, the number of times you've performed oral sex.
Claire: "I so wanna fuck that Kyle guy, but I'm already up to four guys. Five's too high for a bed count."
Janine: "Yeah, but if you only count the ones who really mattered, I'm sure you'd be down around 2 or 3, you know, fractional sex. You've had some shitty luck with the guys you've done."
Clarie: "You're right. I'm gonna go for it!"
Janine: "Yeah, but if you only count the ones who really mattered, I'm sure you'd be down around 2 or 3, you know, fractional sex. You've had some shitty luck with the guys you've done."
Clarie: "You're right. I'm gonna go for it!"
by Pleasure Boy 1, erotic fiction author February 19, 2007
Get the Bed Count mug.A person who listens to single people and helps them address their problems with single life. Typically a singles counselor will help men/women find the best method to advance upon their desired partner. Not to be confused with a match maker.
Through discussion, singles counselors will assist those in need of acquiring a strong relationship with another or simply help with their problems with being single in the first place.
Through discussion, singles counselors will assist those in need of acquiring a strong relationship with another or simply help with their problems with being single in the first place.
Tom: Man I have had trouble lately trying to find the right girl to date and how to approach her when I do find her.
Eric: Well, I think you should go see a singles counselor man.
Eric: Well, I think you should go see a singles counselor man.
by Shuddder April 3, 2009
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