Corporate fanfic

Also rendered as "corporate fanfiction," it is an alternative name for a "cover" or "motivation letter"

From /u/Hawkwise83

You don't love corporate fanfic about how you've always wanted to work at a grocery store and it's your life's passion to make minimum wage?

by danachos January 24, 2023

corporate communism

1. Property communally owned by major corporations (big business, mega-corps), with the production and distribution of goods and services, supported and determined by limited competition in the marketplace.
2. Government contracts (usually military) are given to corporations. Also, known as "corporate welfare".
3. The "Military-Industrial Complex" mentioned by President Dwight Eisenhower in his final speech.

Attributed to Cenk Uygur, host and founder of the progressive media group, "The Young Turks".
Originally created by Francwa Sims, author of the "Anacostia Diaries: The Rants of a Madman, 2002".

All these companies depend on corporate communism to survive, but don't want their employees to have guaranteed health insurance for all, worker unions, a living wage, and paid leave.

by CyberForce_dc February 21, 2023

Corporate Christmas

That time between Halloween and Thanksgiving when corporations start promoting holiday products or using the winter holidays as a marketing device. This only applies to before Thanksgiving, afterwards is the Christmas season.

Jerry: Oh, it must be Corporate Christmas, they started taking out the Santa inflatables.

by AB365 November 20, 2021

Umbrella corporation

A facsist corporate state where the entity covers everything and everyone like an umbrella, controlling their lives with (mis)information about their true agenda.

Umbrella corporation was the entity that people thought was taking care of them, like livestock.

by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021

corporate dog

Someone who believes every lie told by corporations. They believe corporations have the best interest of everyone in mind. They also believe a corporation can do no wrong.

Did you hear about John, be careful because he is a corporate dog.

by Farreach56 October 16, 2022

Corporate Orphan

Noun: When all the members of your immediate team at work either resign, change roles, or are fired leaving you all by yourself because roles never get backfilled.

Tanner: Ugh, Tom, James, Megan and Joe all left the team. Now I have no team and have to do 5 jobs. I'm such a corporate orphan :(

by E60 - S85 January 13, 2022

Corporate Gurukul

Upskilling a student the 'gurukul way', preparing them for the real world, only with the world's best.

The ‘gurukul’ system focuses on real-world learning and helps you identify your purpose and passion to express your full potential.

Rahul solved created an innovative solution through a Design Thinking internship with Corporate Gurukul.

Corporate Gurukul has partnerships with world-class academic and industry partners.

by Corporate Gurukul November 28, 2021