Foreskin Cornucopia

When someone doesn't wash for weeks or months to the point where it looks like a Cornucopia but instead of the fruit its good o'l Smegma chunks

Yo i sucked Neal's cock last night and he had so much shit in his foreskin it looked like a Foreskin Cornucopia

by Justtrash21 March 9, 2020

toilet corndog

A continual long log of shit that tapers into a point, similar to the stick portion of a corndog.

"I'm trying to pick a stall, but the handicap one has no toilet paper and the small one has a fat toilet corndog floating in it"

by Cucktagon April 13, 2020

Russty Corndog

When you get diarrhea at the carnival and have to plug your butt with a corndog.

I ate too many funnel cakes and had to pull a quick russty corndog so I wouldn’t lose my place in line.

When I saw that the Carnie had a Def Leppard neck tattoo, I knew she’d be down for a Russty Corndog.

by Lily Boone September 27, 2020

fresh corndog

An act during sex when a guy is giving anal and he unexpectedly gets his dick shat on by the girl

Sally: “Hey, what did you do with Drew last night?”
Marissa: “He wanted to do something new during sex so I gave him the fresh corndog. He hated it.”
Sally: “Omg girl! You are such a crackhead.”

by Bedcliff June 27, 2021

Soggy Corndog

A soggy corndog is when one individual, having a penis, ejaculates on a condom prior to sexual intercourse with a female. The sperm on the condom draws the condom obsolete in sexual acts. There is no practical use for the soggy corndog.

Theo: “Bro I can’t believe this, this is my 3rd pregnancy this year, with 3 different girls!”
Logan: “Theo you can’t just keep soggy corndogging girls, they’re obviously gonna get pregant!”
Theo: “Bro I just can’t do it any other way.”

by Notzev August 14, 2021

freckled corndog

a nickname usually bestowed on ginger men stiffy shlongs.

girl 1 : Have you seen Beatrice yesterday?
girl 2 : nah, her man is gonna be deployed next week.

she said she has to stay home for a serving of freckled corndog,

by WolvenTheRogue August 19, 2021

freckled corndog

a nickname usually bestowed on ginger men stiffy shlongs.

girl 1 : Have you seen Beatrice yesterday?
girl 2 : nah, her man is gonna be deployed next week.

she said she has to stay home for a serving of freckled corndog,

by WolvenTheRogue August 19, 2021