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Corn problems

Corn kernels stuck in your shit from not chewing the corn good enough to digest it properly.
Jed: my gosh mother I think I have corn problems again
Mom: son you need to take time to chew your food
by Jedi_7 March 14, 2020
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Corn Plunge

To embark upon the dirtiest but most pleasurable of deeds, anal sex.
Rachel finally said yes. I’m taking the corn plunge tonight.

I got the corn plunge last night. I can’t walk today.
by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018
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River Corn

A piece of reed that resembles an ear of corn still in the stalk as it floats on a river and is mistakenly eaten by hungry river people or rednecks.
The redneck river people were so hungry, they filled their floating tubes full of river corn for an afternoon snack.
by c_M_p June 28, 2012
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in tall corn

AKA in tall cotton, surrounded by greatness, awesomeness. The epitomy of being surrounded by awesome shit. A country expression.
I went to the club and 4 slampieces were making me sandwiches and buying me drinks, i was in tall corn.

Me and Jimmy went hunting, we shot 14 coons, we were in tall corn.
by bigman1013 January 20, 2012
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Corn Me

You can use it in any term. It suits many.
No other type of food can replace the meaning.
Origin was from a clumsy mistake of the tongue. Japanese are damn bastards for making the language so difficult, it's often to have this term slip out of your mouth while speaking, or even singing Japanese.

The mistake has been occurring more and more lately, and it has been spreading further around the globe. From this point, it has transformed part of the internet. This term now can be used in any form. Such as a death threat or a greeting. It can be anything you can think of in your mind and much more.
Person 1: Damn, is that American weeaboo over there in the corner trying to sing Japanese by the sound of what he hears?

Person 2: Quite so. I can't handle it anymore... corn me, please.

Heinlein: How unfortunate.
by Raiqe July 13, 2011
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corn nips

A corn nip is a when a female snacks on her male boyfriends nipples.
'I love your corn nips roger! Let me suck them'
'Yessss they're like pink'
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corn piece

The saying used in this century throughout day to day function; ‘corn piece’ (KŒrÑ), originated from an Ancient Greek word defining passage of exit.

It is also known as the ‘Japs eye’ (JæpŠ Ēÿę) in Asian countries.
The scientific name of the corn piece is Urinary meatus.
A : ‘May I ask where your restroom is located, I need to unload out of my corn piece’

B : ‘After I had my one night stand when my corn piece stings when I urinate
by Slangfacts101 September 24, 2018
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