corking the bat

1. Popping a Cialis or Viagra before sex to get the competitive edge of a superhuman unconquerable shaft.

Friend 1- I heard you're gonna lay it down with that Sabina chick tonight, I heard she is insatiable...have you thought about corking the bat?
Friend 2- I don't know, isn't that cheating?
Friend 1- You think you and your dick are better than Barry Bonds?....you better cork that shit.

by Professor T. Bigglesworth November 17, 2020

Corking

When during anal sex your partner begins to defecate and you plug or "cork" their anus with your penis to stop the flow of feces.

"I was with this girl last night and I didn't expect it to become a corking session."

by Corkpro June 10, 2023

Cork the Modelo and run

Make a French Exit from a party when the vibes turn sour with little to no warning.

Bro these mfs literally just started playing charades. It’s definitely time to cork the modelo and run

by sandyZ August 14, 2019

Cork

The Greatest place on Earth. Located in the South-West of Ireland, it’s also known as:

Heaven
Elysium

Paradise

Jesus: God! There’s a pandemic going on! You should be helping them. Why the hell are you staying in Cork?

God: It’s because I’m working from home, son.

by GCC_Sham January 28, 2022

Corked

To have a complete and utter meltdown in record time—especially after looking like you had it in the bag.

Sarah was fine until one lad mentioned her ex—then she Corked it."

by ArcherKid14 July 20, 2025

Corking

The act of you and your significant other both drinking half a bottle of wine then preceding to perform sounding with the cork and then having the female chew on the cork after.

Vex: Hey babe wanna try corking tonight? Vex's GF: Sure this will be fun!

by 1j2e May 20, 2025

Corked

when your thong goes into your asshole

"I'm totally corked, this thong is in my ass"

by silverhydra23 July 31, 2022