Poo Cork

A 'poo' so big that it clogs the toilet.

Honey, I had a poo cork so big last night, that the water could hardly move when I flushed.

by smbs82 July 8, 2010

Cork Plopper

A play on cork stopper. A type of poop that feels hard but is followed by a fast stream of diarrhea that was previously held in place.

"Dude I thought I had a no wiper on my hands, but it was a cork plopper and I ended up using half a roll."

"I could never squeeze out a Cleveland Steamer, I'm too scared it'll be a cork plopper and I'd drown someone."

by Chucklefck March 1, 2019

cork

A penis

Becky: So you guys had sex in his car?

Tammy: Yeah, when he pulled out his cork, I gushed all over his seat.

by AngryBananas July 30, 2016

Corking it'

Where you cover a champagne bottle in shit, shove it up your partners ass, shake it up and just unload the cork.

I'm gonna cork you Pluto. (Corking it')

by Schatz000111 March 17, 2025

Colorado cork

When one c*ms in a condom, freezes said condom, then used it as an butt plug.

Wow! I could really use a “Colorado cork” right now.

by anonymous May 17, 2023

cork me

shoving your finger up someone’s anal cavity after they produce a fart.

phil, don’t cork me! i just farted!

by bigcockrichard November 11, 2022

Cork mouth

A mouth with late stage tooth decay resulting in soft and brittle teeth, typically as a result of long term abuse of drugs like methamphetamine.

Did you see the crowd at the McDonald's on Welfare Wednesday? Lots of people with cork mouth.

by MinMax123 July 6, 2022