coochie killer

The self-given name for the guy at the gym who thinks he's the shit, but usually isn't.

Jason: I'm the coochie killer...
Everyone else: ...

by 2legit2queef February 22, 2021

coochie battle

When two idiots get together and battle it out coochie style.

“Let’s coochie battle right now- coochie love, coochie hate”
“BET- coochie fence, coochie gate”

by Sociopathic_octonaut February 26, 2021

Coochie Spiders

The spiders that crawl in dirty people coochie when they sleep naked

“I heard that bitch Destiny got coochie spiders”

by Spidergat February 26, 2021

Coochie shower

When a girl squirts on you, it is a Coochie Shower.

She was standing over me, rubbing her coochie, when she was pleased, i was covered in her coochie shower.

by MrMcDaddyMan April 8, 2021

coochie cough

Noun: The act of having to clear one's throat after giving oral sex to one's female partner.

I don't have the WuFlu; It's just coochie cough because I had to eat out your mom before I could slip it in her last night.

by Dan & Dave May 1, 2021

Coochie Shower

A shower exclusively targeting your stanky vagina.

Rhymes with: Coochie Power

Tifinella: "Hey, where are you off to?"
Jessica: "I was at the DMV for hours and I gotta take a coochie shower before I meet up with Brad and Chad."

by Funky Worm November 30, 2022

Coochie momma

A girl that makes you go GYAT zamn, she is your queen and you must do everything for her because she’s your chip sugar mama

There goes my coochie momma

by Coochiemommasboy33 April 22, 2022