Coochie Spiders

The spiders that crawl in dirty people coochie when they sleep naked

“I heard that bitch Destiny got coochie spiders”

by Spidergat February 26, 2021

Coochie Cooties

coochie cooties is a general word for all STDs that only applies to females

Ethan: Yo she’s fine I’m tryna fuck
David: Watch out she got coochie cooties tho

by Quikyscopz May 28, 2019

Coochie butthole

A coochie butthole is when a girls asshole is tighter than her vagina.

Damn that bitch was so loose, she has a coochie butthole.

by Skittlesaregreat February 24, 2019

Coochie Quest

Where someone participates, constantly, in activities or actions to get a females reproductive organ know as the Vagina.

Guy: Dude, you're still a virgin? You need to go on a coochie quest.

by SpareCoochie? October 9, 2018

coochie battle

When two idiots get together and battle it out coochie style.

“Let’s coochie battle right now- coochie love, coochie hate”
“BET- coochie fence, coochie gate”

by Sociopathic_octonaut February 26, 2021

Coochie Carnival

When you go to a gathering and there are only females. This can also mean when a bunch of lesbian girls get together somewhere, it is called a coochie carnival because they are all playing with each other’s coochies.

Hey Lauren, did you go to Casie’s party last night? Yea it was a total coochie carnival. Hey, look at those lesbos Kelly and Kaitlyn over there, they look like they’re going to have a coochie carnival.

by Chris Freier March 7, 2022

Dingy Coochie

Nasty/Dirty pussy.

Bruh she has a dingy coochie.

by Shitjustgotreallikefr November 4, 2016