Girl 1: Did you see my facebook?
Girl 2: Oh yeah I totally followed it to your twitter.
Guy: What did the twitter say?
Girl 1: Check out my myspace!
Guy: You are one confused social user
Girl 2: Oh yeah I totally followed it to your twitter.
Guy: What did the twitter say?
Girl 1: Check out my myspace!
Guy: You are one confused social user
by The guy who fu-[censor] December 8, 2011

Confused you all are.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 3, 2020

by rayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy August 14, 2025

by Remiratty October 27, 2022

Don’t confuse the girls month it’s basic, just tell her why you are snapping her and why you are worried.
by Ella_th0 October 20, 2020

When an attorney lies and twists facts, engages in gaslighting at every hearing, throws a bunch of manure on the case hoping it will stick into a nice, smelly ball of turd with the purpose of confusing a judge. The result of Confusionism is a high-conflict case where one of the parties becomes homeless and the party who went to jail for abuse keeps their freedom, money, and children for the time-being. Usually overturned on appeal in the Supreme Court.
by bucketidontquitnow September 4, 2024
