confused but never be

when someone is confused, but another suggest's they must not be
"omg did you hear her house got egged??? who would do that... im confused"
"confused but never be"
by mrbrightsidefan December 06, 2024
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Gay guy confused

He think so that the life is rose-colored or a vale of tears; he think so that a girl must prioritize him still she having partner.
Girl: Have boyfriend
Gay guy confused: She is a fake friend
by barbaroja March 21, 2023
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Confusion Day

September 30,confusion day. This is the day where everything and everyone is confused about different topics.
Ted: Hey, what are we doing today?
Emily: I don't really know. Everything just feels so confusing today.
Felicia: Guys, everything is confusing cause today is Confusion Day!
Ted and Emily: Oh yeah that's right.
by felicia the hairy squid September 30, 2021
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Rabbanian's Law of Confusion

Started out as a theory, but over the years has developed into a law: If you can't tell, it's always a man.
The bros were walking through the gay parade on Halloween and were overwhelmed by all the tits, when one of them remembered Rabbanian's Law of Confusion. They were all on high alert and realized any pair of those juicy titties could easily be accompanied by a set of dick and balls down low.
by Moseymose July 07, 2017
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Confused Zak

The art of not having a fucking clue where your father is.
the poor child was really a confused Zak
by confused.cum December 22, 2024
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I'm confused

please fuck off or leave me alone. I'm confused why you're talking to me
"Hey what are we?" I'm confused ... (please fuck off_)
by boozguy123 August 13, 2022
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blazed and confused

The phenomenon when you are so high you forget your train of thought or if someone asks / tells you something and you don't understand.
Person 1: Oh did you join the book club?

Person2: Book what?
Person1: The book club!
Person2: my bad I'm very blazed and confused right now.
by Amber Omnivore January 22, 2021
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