blazed and confused

The phenomenon when you are so high you forget your train of thought or if someone asks / tells you something and you don't understand.

Person 1: Oh did you join the book club?

Person2: Book what?
Person1: The book club!
Person2: my bad I'm very blazed and confused right now.

by Amber Omnivore January 22, 2021

confusion funk

Playing at least 10 songs from different genres at the same time

Just siting here vibing to some confusion funk

by Toritheforehead February 13, 2021

Confusion

Jace and Mickey

Jace and Mickey are the definition of Confusion

by bestiebithhhhhh April 8, 2021

Confusion

CONNOR IS THE DEFINITION IF CONFUSION

Oh you met Connor Yh he is confusion

by Bddjjdgejdihdhr April 11, 2021

Confused cockroach

A funny phrase to call your friend when they act confused or silly.

Brian: " Sally, isn't the assignment due tomorrow?"
Sally: "Oh, Brian! It's due on Friday, you confused cockroach!"

by ver.xital July 23, 2022

Gender Confused

When a trannie "woman" prison inmate gets two other females prisoners pregnant in a female prison.

The trannie woman prisoner was gender confused who "she" got two other female pregnant.

by queensburykid July 31, 2022

Confusing

Not understanding something or how some people type...

Also women... I don't know how to talk to them Its very confusing ><
AND GOLDFISH?! THATS AN AMIRCAN SNACK?! THATS SO CONFUSING WHAT THE HELL?!

My American Friend: I'm so confused... Why do you spell color like Colour. you my friend are VERY confusing

My British self: why do you spell colour like Color?! same with you my confusing friend

by Jinx.luvs.bingus<3 June 8, 2022