couchsexual

A person who is any sexual orientation but loves their couch most.

A person who likes to sit on, lay on and / or caress the fabric of their couches for sexual pleasure.

Person 1: So you lied to sit on your couch

Person 2: No, I like to “sit” ;) on my couch, I’m couchsexual!

by casserole! July 2, 2023

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concussion protocal

After a head injury (concussion), one must follow "protocal" to avoid serious and deadly consequences. I speak from experience.

Following a jarring hit to the head, the player was put on Concussion Protocal, whereas he had to be monitored by team Physicions...

by Fallsalot October 24, 2023

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concussion protocal

After a head injury (concussion), one must follow "protocal" to avoid serious and deadly consequences. I speak from experience.

Following a jarring hit to the head, the player was put on Concussion Protocal, whereas he had to be monitored by team Physicians...

by Fallsalot October 24, 2023

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Concussy

When the vaginal walls ache do to blunt force trauma, feeling similar in nature to a concussion.

Girl, Nathan was raw doggin’ my cheeks so hard last night my pussy hurts today. I think I may have a concussy.

by Guy who knows stuff and Things November 3, 2023

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couchsleuth

With recent advances in technology, ordinary people, with no relevant education, training or experience, can now feel like they are solving crimes from their phones on their couches.

Through perseverance, delusion, and a fals sense of competence and grandiosity, Nicole has become one of the most tenacious couchsleuths of the 21st-Century as she has solves crime from her phone on her couch.

by JTSpicoli April 18, 2024

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