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committee whore

Noun

-Individuals (primarily high school, to a lesser extent college) who seize the initiative to join or head every single possible committee available for the sake of additional padding for a transcript or resume. These individuals are usually attention-seeking and join also to ensure their name is known throughout the entire school.

This individual usually succeeds in doing so at the cost of being often universally hated as many more people are made aware of this individual's ulterior motives for being proactive not for the passion for said committee, but to add to a collection of committees on a resume.

Ultimately justice prevails as being part of that many committees prevents one from focusing on academics, a major aspect along with extra curricular activities that schools and scholarships look at.
John: Jenn is such a committee whore
Ed: Yeah for real, she's a part of every single committee, wonder what she does if two are at the same time?

Teacher:Students, looks like Student Council is starting up this year
Becky: I'll do it
Teacher: Good for you! I think yearbook is in the works again too guys
Becky: ooo I'll do it, I think I'l ldo the editor position
Teacher: I like your enthusiasm, guys I'm also told that newspaper starts today
Becky:OMG!! I'm so doing that.

Teacher: uhhh ok, thats...good I guess. Don't go in over your head though. Looks like debate club is starting at lunch today
Becky: count me in sir!
Teacher: Really? are you serious? You honestly believe you'll do all these committees? ok, whatever, I'm personally hosting a "Annoying bitches who join everything committee committee" which is mainly us robbing helpless senior citizens, torturing small animals and stealing from charities.
Becky: I'm so in Mr. Whens the meeting? And do you have anybody heading it?
Teacher: Fuck off.
by Isaac Greene October 16, 2010
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Alex proceeded to commit suicide.
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First To Comment, Last To Get Laid

When a Facebook user trolls the person that insisted they were the first to comment on a public photo
Someone writes "First!!!", a comment later "First To Comment, Last To Get Laid".
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Comments

See April 18, 2009 definition which is just about spot-on.
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myspace comment

A comment left on one's myspace account either on their photo section or their comments section.

The most common comment left is "Thanks for the add!"
myspace comment: PLEEEASE LEAVE COMMENTS ON MY NEW PICS.

myspace comment: OMG serios? Ur new pics r so hawt.
by circuspunk January 28, 2006
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underhanded comment

A snide statement that is hidden behind what seems to be a polite one. It can be an inside joke, but can also have negative connotation.
Chris Brown: “I f--- with Frank Ocean! Reminds me of a young James Fauntleroy or Kevin Cossum”

Frank Ocean: “i f---s wit chris brown, reminds me of a young sisqo or ike turner.”
“i just dont like underhanded comments. thats all im saying.”
by Follow @_PoKhaMani June 23, 2011
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svn commit

Plug hole in bad data, where are marked as having taken test, yet there are not tests to be found.
"What did Richard do in this svn commit?"

"I dunno, check the svn commit message."

"It says here, 'Plug hole in bad data, where are marked as having taken test, yet there are not tests to be found.'"

"OH GOOD GOD"
by ds_Urban_Dictionary_User April 22, 2009
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