Comfort Waves

Comfort Waves are emitted by men while they are doing something they enjoy, especially around the house, or are generally comfortable. If you're enjoying the lazy Saturday afternoon, you're emitting Comfort Waves. Browsing the internet for no good reason? Yes, you're emitting Comfort Waves!

Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".

Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.

A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.

Jim: Last Sunday I was watching the Big Game, and as soon as I opened my beer, my wife comes up with this long list of things to do!

John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!

by CyberNixon February 26, 2011

Shitty City Comfort

Living like a noble in a fucked up city; hood rich

"How'd that kid get so fat in this area?"
"Dude's just got that Shitty City Comfort."

by justphuckoff October 23, 2019

fuckass comfort

Something that brings you comfort and you have NO IDEA why it does. This can be due to something about said thing, appearance, themes, demeanor, ect.

I1 Temporary bliss state from Everywhere at the End of Time is a fuckass comfort because dementia scares me.

by corvus x3 September 13, 2025

Comfort Wanket

When you are too tired or upset or distracted to sleep without having a wank first.

I was so stressed out last night at bed time I had to use my Comfort Wanket to fall asleep.

by Acerpacer May 8, 2015

dirty comfort

Someone that look inside your gut & fish out all you have inside, don’t even try to hide it, he’ll take a spatula to fish out all that lies beneath.

‘ I was chilling & napping by the pool, when I woke up, Dirty Comfort already took out my gut & handed it over to me😱’

by Comfabulous November 15, 2020

Cold Comfort God Roll

Something other than women that Crobe344 cannot get

Yo dude I just got the Cold Comfort God Roll
Crobe: Fuck you man...

by AstralSync October 29, 2023

Comfort drummer

A drummer in a band who brings you immense comfort that you’ve never felt from anyone else before in a platonic appreciative way.

“Oh that drummers my comfort drummer!”

by uwuooof July 16, 2023