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Colton’s rectal rodeo

The sexual act of slipping one finger in the ass and with every stoke inserting an extra finger, once the whole arm is inserted go for two…. Proceed to root around like a bear with rabies in a honey pot eventually make your way all the way into the carcass and stay for a while make sure your comfy! do not give her up to the authority’s till cold. (Recommend only for big girls)
Dude you will not believe what I did last night! I pulled off the Colton’s rectal rodeo like we practiced at the beach!! She was skinny as a twig though… I ended up digging through to the hardwood and got a splinter… that was a pisser, thanks the the three guys who showed me the ropes!!
by Big.dicks.shed.n.breakfast October 2, 2021
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Colton

A funny and kind person who could like cross country skiing who will put his guard up with his heart and be careful who he loves. If he is broken by a girl he will only give them a second chance and no more. He is a kind person who will feel sympathy for anyone even if he doesn’t know them. Overall Colton is a really cool guy to be around or to love
by Cotodaboto March 30, 2022
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Colton Mancheski

He's an amazing boyfriend. Colton Mancheski is the love of my life, best friend, soul mate, my whole world, my everything. He's very honest, respectful, loving, caring, and an amazing person inside and out. He means more to me then anything on this earth. He's the type of boy that will melt your heart :) He's very hard-working and determined in everything he does. Watch out he might make you fall in love with him :) He's the only boy in this world for me. And I'm so lucky and blessed to have him in my life. No matter what we go through together, I will always be right by his side through thick and thin. He's my Colty Bear, noodles to my macoroni and cheese, dull light bulb, the love of my life, and my hero. He will always be the boy who steals my heart over and over again.
Gosh, don't you love that Colton Mancheski.
I love me some Colton Mancheski.
Colton Mancheski is the cutest.
by Kaywa May 11, 2012
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Colton

Colton has a very long shlong and is usually on the sex offender registry
Colton’s shlong rearranged my guts
by Bigman boy June 9, 2022
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Colton

Colton is a man who goes on roblox and makes fun of kids but you know at least he gets on Xbox afterwards and makes fun of kids behind a screen look up Pizza Hut boy for spurs to see a Colton in his natural habitat
Person 1 is that Colton looking at pizza Steve

Person 2 yeah he loves pizza Steve
by Less galaxy September 12, 2020
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Colton

Quick and witty but only speaks in brain rot or quotes memes. A top-tier gooner. Usually on the heavier side, a connoisseur of foods. Typically a bad driver.
Colton is a top-tier gooner. He achieved the highest rank on jerkmate ranked.
by Ssb1966 March 17, 2025
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Colton Bowling

A fat ugly ass mother fucker that loves to ride dick and fist his ass hole. He loves to ride his bfs dick and put his balls in his ass.
Is that a killer wale with legs? Oh wait it’s Colton Bowling
by Madison kids are bomb January 3, 2020
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