Colton likes to express his thoughts. He can do this for long periods of time. He loves a good ole blowjob and has a heart for peppermint rogues. Will Pearson might come up in conversation, and to this one might say “Pearson was blacked” or “Pop a rogue”. But Price and Brads ability to sports gamble has showed Colton there is a deeper meaning to life.
Shaquan Barkley
Mouton smoked
Shaquan Barkley
Mouton smoked
by Acct 229 November 15, 2024
Get the Coltonmug. A very short boy who sucks at soccer and sports in general
Is mad for his lack of long legs and even though there short he can’t touch his arms
Is mad for his lack of long legs and even though there short he can’t touch his arms
by AnonymousGirlScout April 16, 2022
Get the Coltonmug. coltons are blonde mullet wearing assholes who wear cowboy boots and wear their worn-out, tight ass, ragged up old navy jeans. they always be saying the n word too. coltons need their own damn species. and don’t get involved with these things, they be on some racist shit.
by kushi! February 4, 2022
Get the coltonmug. by Ahboiiii September 15, 2020
Get the Conan Coltonmug. It was a mistake a horrible mistake. I should have known better to get the milk, but instead I have wet the hole. In return I have spawned a true disgrace upon earth. I hope whoever sees this does not make the same mistake I did. The moral of the story is to always buy XL. DONT READ THIS COLTON.
by Xenoblade March 23, 2023
Get the Colton's Fathermug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
Get the <1992>Colton Dunn Mortal Kombat Melissa Gallo Fumero<2003>mug. Colton is the name of a superior child who doesnt get to celebrate his birthday with his friends because of the coronavirus and the fact that he had to move away. He is the kind of person who will do absolutely anything for a friend as long as it will end up with good intentions. This kid is kindest, most accepting person you will ever meet. He doesn't know how much everyone loves him but they do. He can do crazy flips and shit so don't ever chalange him to a trampoline contest. He is definitely a friend you will want to have by your side when you need a therapist. He is also super super young but that's fine because he will get to watch all of us die and go to our funerals lololol. So yup. That's a colton for you.
by 👁👃👁 July 11, 2020
Get the COLTONmug.