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Colton Bowling

A fat ugly ass mother fucker that loves to ride dick and fist his ass hole. He loves to ride his bfs dick and put his balls in his ass.
Is that a killer wale with legs? Oh wait it’s Colton Bowling
by Madison kids are bomb January 3, 2020
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Colton

Colton is a man who goes on roblox and makes fun of kids but you know at least he gets on Xbox afterwards and makes fun of kids behind a screen look up Pizza Hut boy for spurs to see a Colton in his natural habitat
Person 1 is that Colton looking at pizza Steve

Person 2 yeah he loves pizza Steve
by Less galaxy September 12, 2020
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Colton

Colton likes to express his thoughts. He can do this for long periods of time. He loves a good ole blowjob and has a heart for peppermint rogues. Will Pearson might come up in conversation, and to this one might say “Pearson was blacked” or “Pop a rogue”. But Price and Brads ability to sports gamble has showed Colton there is a deeper meaning to life.
Shaquan Barkley

Mouton smoked
Hello I'm Colton ( I sports gamble in class and pop rogues)
by Acct 229 November 15, 2024
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Colton

A real nigga from fl
be careful that nigga colton gone take yo bitch fs
by fl_cracker_4l November 6, 2023
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colton

someone who will want you back after he realizes no girl will ever compare to you, someone who cheats on every single girl he ever dates and talks shit about them even tho he used to be “in love” with them, someone who will send you videos of him burning everything you gave him like every memory y’all ever made together was just a joke. basically it’s someone who doesn’t deserve shit because their an ass who can’t see they have an amazing girl to love them but they won’t get over themselves to actually be with her.
“damn, colton doesn’t realize he just hurt the only girl that would love him unconditionally” ... oh trust me he will realize one day. and it’ll be too late
by truth69420 June 26, 2019
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colton

coltons are blonde mullet wearing assholes who wear cowboy boots and wear their worn-out, tight ass, ragged up old navy jeans. they always be saying the n word too. coltons need their own damn species. and don’t get involved with these things, they be on some racist shit.
did you see that ugly nigga with the lasso?”
“yeah, it’s colton.”
by kushi! February 4, 2022
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Conan Colton

by Ahboiiii September 15, 2020
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