a good-ass drink
by theeclique November 16, 2003
A digital scale commonly used for weighing drugs, Marijuana, Cocaine, Mushrooms, etc. But can obviously be used for anything. "Coke scale" is a common street term used to describe a hundredth scale. That is a scale that weighs out to the hundredth of a gram. Ex. 0.01 More precise than a traditional scale that weighs to the tenth of a gram "0.1" that is most familiar with weed measurement.
Dude i paid for a half 8th! This shit weighs 1.7, not 1.75 why you jewin' me? get a coke scale dammit!
by Hey sexy Ben Dover October 04, 2009
by #highfatcontentlowselfesteem October 18, 2013
The criminal seemed to have a coke-nail
by cheese man123 July 28, 2005
After a long night of snorting coke, when you wake up, sick as fuck and having to go to work, you simply take 'one more line' and you're feeling perfect. Ready to take on the world and do it all over again
"I wouldn't have made it to work on time if not for the coke breakfast I had an hour ago. Time for another line, I'm starting to feel sick again"
by Ryan111111 May 11, 2008
Common symptom of a cocaine-abuser aka coke-head. Inability to stop moving their jaw and not STFU. Grinding their teeth or moving their jaw in a strange manner when talking or standing also applies.
If someone is a coke-head you can tell by their constant sniffing, obnoxiousness , slutiness , paranoia , drama-starting , and coke jaw.
Harvey : Dude, what happened to Vanessa? She used to be so sweet and wholesome before she went to college...I heard she got gangbanged last week by the entire rugby team...
Tony : yea bro....she started hanging out with these sketchballs and lost all her self-respect... She used to be so beautiful then.....she's just a coke jaw noww.....hooo hooo hooo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Harvey : Dude, what happened to Vanessa? She used to be so sweet and wholesome before she went to college...I heard she got gangbanged last week by the entire rugby team...
Tony : yea bro....she started hanging out with these sketchballs and lost all her self-respect... She used to be so beautiful then.....she's just a coke jaw noww.....hooo hooo hooo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
by Vinny Juice July 14, 2010
Same as regular coke..except that it tastes like straight up SHIT. You'd think that Coca-Cola robbed all the hospitals in the USA of their patients' urine samples, dumped them in a giant vat, and added chemicals and splenda until it tasted like cyanide mixed with cat guts. What was Coca-Cola thinking.?
WOW! Coke Zero has zero calories! And zero taste! *furiously vomits blood all over walls* It's devouring my insides!
by madcow4668 August 07, 2006