Cock on/ Cock off

defined: cock on is when ur feeling like a bad bitch and you got big dick energy. cock off is when u have a small dick.

I just flipped the switch Cock on/ Cock off.

by shit cocker May 5, 2020

Cock of all Cocks

When you see a shlong that is too big for words. It is the Godpenis, it is the massive mumma chode. It is "The Cock of all Cocks"

Dude: hey, check that guy's pants out.
Dude2: dude, there's something wrong with his leg.
Dude: No. He has THE COCK OF ALL COCKS

by dictionary sire February 4, 2010

Cock

Cock, Bone, Nob, Bishop, Wang, Thang, Rod, Hot Rod, Humpmobile, Oscar, Dong, Dagger, Banana, Groin, Sausage, Kobassa, Shlong, Dink, Tool, Big Ben, Mr. Happy, Peter Pecker, Weenie, Weiner, Pisser, Pistol, Middle Leg, Third Leg, Meat Stick, One Eyed Wonder, Junior, Little Head, Little Guy, Rumple Foreskin, Tootsie Roll, Love Muscle, RotoRooter, Snake, Bazooka

"Can you please stop talking about his cock??"
"How can I stop talking about it, when it is SO huge? His Cock, Bone, Nob, Bishop, Wang Thang....."

by Canadaslang December 28, 2011

Cock

1. A rooster. They say "Cock-a-doodle-doo!"

2. A penis

1. The pussy ate the cock for dinner because it was a good kitty!

2. A cock goes into a pussy because pussies are cocks' best friend.

by Gas is Expensive September 11, 2009

Cock

What your mother sits on erry night.

Cock + Sitting + Your Mother = Erry Night

by A Motherless Child November 10, 2009

Cock

The best thing known to man

His cock felt so good In my mouth while he was Cumming in my mouth

by Girl code(sexual) April 28, 2016

Cock

A cock is a thing that the man has under his panties, he pulls it out sometimes and sticks it in a girl's pee pee slide or her poo hole. He strokes it sometimes and feeds it to his girlfriend.

Bill has a huge cock and he likes sticking it inside people.

by Heil Hitler I: =( April 19, 2022