cob o'shit

When you drop a deuce as big and bumpy and firm as a cob of corn.

Yo don't go in the bathroom I saw a huge cob o'shit in urinal.

by Corn chub February 1, 2016

Cob

Cunt out bitch

Yea leilana is a fucking cob

by anonymous December 21, 2021

Cob

Anybody named Cob is the definition of a fucking loser. They have zero good traits.

Fuck Cob's bitch ass

by KingCob July 11, 2021

bread cob

A colloquial term for a bread roll, used commonly in the East Midlands region of England.

Make me a bread cob. With strawberry jam. If you give me raspberry jam, I'll hang you from a tree by your intestines, sandwich slave.

by Hobo107 January 25, 2015

cob

basically means scrub or sometimes used to call someone stupid

your such a cob

by shkee bop September 23, 2018

cobbing me nuts

Sweating profusely

I've got COVID, and have been cobbing me nuts.

by onkydon1 March 25, 2022

Kurt Cob-anal

The violent, masochistic act of shoving a shotgun up one's rear and pulling the trigger.

Jerry's last solemn moments were spent enjoying Kurt Cob-anal, where buckshot invaded his flesh in all directions from the backdoor.

by Piky321 July 22, 2025