Screaming corn cob

Where someone eats raw or not fully cooked corn, and while passing hurts bad enough to make the person moan/yell or scream.

John sounded like he was passing a screaming corn cob in the living room.

by My5k5ey5 March 7, 2023

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Cob

Cob: Someone who is an extreme cornball.

“Brianna is such a Cob!” Said Chris.

“Dude, Cobs are so unfunny.”

by Mal, The unstable May 29, 2025

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cob o'shit

When you drop a deuce as big and bumpy and firm as a cob of corn.

Yo don't go in the bathroom I saw a huge cob o'shit in urinal.

by Corn chub February 1, 2016

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Popcorn on the Cob

Nebraskan style popcorn: Fresh and perfect for people too lazy to take the kernals off before microwaving it.

Hick 1: What is this?
Hick 2: It's popcorn on the cob, fresh off the stalk!

by NebraskanStyle May 2, 2010

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The act of stretching your ballsack fully down to your socks (white Nike crew socks) with your left hand (thumb index and middle finger) while deleting a tall boy in the right. This is a homeostasis state after completing edging and jelquing that can only be reached by looksmaxing while out in the town. (A form of dickmaxxing). -DJ

Jamo was cobbing the 49ers D after routing the entire team.

by Dominique Jones III January 28, 2024

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