when you have a sexual or non sexual attraction to anytype of clown,jester or joker. WE DONT BLAME YOU. THIS IS COMPLEX.
"Wow, Sarah likes Hisoka and a bunch of other clowns right Travis?"
"She has a clown kink dumb ass."
by rat watching the sunset March 11, 2021
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A lesbian who falls for a straight girl
Person: I love her so much, but she’s straight. Ugh! I’m a fucking clown lesbian
by Don’tAsk5 December 1, 2019
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A person who feels the need to instruct others how to perform better at something, despite lacking the background to do so or the ability to translate their knowledge effectively so people actually learn something. A clown teacher is often unaware of how much they are unappreciated and/or disliked.
Mark: "Mr. Gobs failed me again. I pay attention in class but I guess he's not teaching us well enough."

Ryan: "Don't worry about him man. He's a clown teacher. Nobody learns anything from him."
by KevinElevin March 9, 2008
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Another term for masturbation or pud handler.
He masturbates all the time, he's a clown boxer!
by Gus12#$ April 25, 2007
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End result after a girl, wearing WAY too much makeup, gives you head.
I had to scrub my shit for hours after that girl licked me up..I had a mean clown pelvis.
by tbrillz December 7, 2010
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marvus xoloto is a ho-bag who always has his breasts exposed. he is the titty clown.
by titty clown January 14, 2019
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A chemical mixture made by an elite team of scientists that has the ability to force anyone with clown tendencies to instantly die
Omg Maxine is such a clown *Sprays clown repellent in maxines eyes*
by wxllxxmx December 17, 2019
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