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Jenny Craig to close its doors after nearly four decades 

Jenny Craig, the weight loss and nutrition business, is closing its doors after four decades, according to internal communications obtained by NBC News.

The company reportedly announced to employees in an email late Tuesday that they are shutting down "due to its inability to secure additional financing."
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Fake door close 

When your mom told you to go to sleep hours ago, but you decided you would stay up and play video games and you hear her coming down the hall, so you put everything down and act asleep. You wait until you hear the door open and shut to start moving again. But, surprise, surprise, she shut the door, and stayed inside your room, and caught you red handed.
Man, I'm sorry you had to hear me scream while my mom beat my ass last night, but she did that "fake door close" on me.
Fake door close by GraysenGG July 22, 2023

Playing one's cards close to one's chest

While playing one's cards close to one's chest often refers to secretive behavior, it is nowadays being used as a euphemism for breast binding.

A lesbian or trans man may be referred to as someone who plays their cards close to their chest, especially when one is not sure what pronouns to use.
Oh, that's not a man, that's Hannah. She's got great tits but she's a butch and prefers to play her cards close to her chest.

That's Taylor, he can't play tag with us because he's playing his cards close to his chest and we don't want his lungs collapsing.

I saw Alex at the gym yesterday! It was pretty shocking because she usually plays her cards close to her chest but I guess she just uses a sports bra for working out.

Playing one's cards close to one's chest should be done safely and intermittently.

Lang Ting Close 

ledgendary resiidence of real bodmon in camden
Me outside Lang ting close brudda
Lang Ting Close by I<3BBW April 21, 2024

I Am A Close And Far Away Parent I 

I Am A Close And Far Away Parent I
I Am A Close And Far Away Parent I

keep friends close and enemies closer

keep friends close and enemies closer

ChudMaxxed a little too close to the sun

When you go to BJ’s because it is the only place open that serves pizza and convince yourself that the deep dish pizza looks appetizing but your girlfriend says it’s a bad idea but you get it anyway. Chudmaxxed a little too close to the sun
“we chudmaxxed a little too close to the sun last night, babe.”