classic lover

That one person who keeps on describing about their crush on their social media stories and also irl and can't stop listening to heartbreak songs even though they have never felt the touch of the opposite gender .

A: *Posts a story on their ig account saying possibly the most romantic thing you have ever heard.
B: Oh you are such a classic lover .
C: Shut up he has never felt the touch of any women and most probably never will.

by Hades512 March 9, 2023

Classitty

Used to describe a classic shitty situation.

Man that’s such a Classitty.

by Brad Daniels July 2, 2023

nes classic

That one thing that you can never get for less than $300. Filthy scalpers, ya dumb cunts.

Bob:Holly shit Nintendo released this cool thing that people actually buy... the nes classic

Bob(3 minutes later):aaand there gone.

by Mother Cluckers succ my wiggly August 6, 2017

Hydro classic

A person that masterbate’s in any form of water ( hot tubs, tubs, jacuzzis, showers, swimming pools

I’m a hydro classic girl

by Kel0692 January 19, 2018

Malan Classic

a nickname for a dick pic

I was texting that girl Sev and I gave her a Malan Classic

by GirthyFella May 4, 2019

Minecraft Classic

BROOOOOOO U KNOW U OG SCHOOL BOREDOMINATOR IF U PLAYIN MINECRAFT CLAASICC!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!

Minecraft Classic

by Biome of Rec Room October 17, 2019

Fryer classic

where you take a FAT LUMPY shit on the bathroom tiles, then poke your finger into the human feces and lick it off like a lollipop, then leave it there for the fermented aroma to lurk around the house

mum -"whats that filthy stench coming from the bog room?"
son -"sorry bout that, did a fryer classic earlier on for the boys on discord, tasted scrumptious though..."

by Vizify January 29, 2020