Classical Music Enthusiast

A classical music enthusiast is simply someone who enjoy's classical music.

Paxton- "my favorite artists are Drake, Beyoncé, and Snoopdog
Zoe- "my faviruses are Tchaikovsky, Chopin, Mozart, and Beethoven.
Paxton- "um, wow"
Zoe- "yeah, I'm a classical music enthusiast!"

by Antonindvorak July 5, 2018

Hometown Classic

When a guy returns to his hometown after an extended leave of absence (due to work/travel/school etc) and bangs a chick that he hasn't seen in years.

"So i'm home for the weekend and i'm at the bar and I run into Chrissy who I haven't seen since junior high. We have a few drinks and reminisce over old times and next thing you know we're in bed together and i'm scoring a hometown classic!!"

by PMchoisi June 9, 2009

Fall Classic

Dropping a deuce in a jack-o'-lantern as a Halloween prank.

My neighbor just put out his jack-o'-lantern. Time for a Fall Classic tonight.

by rush3n October 7, 2010

The "Classic" (Melee)

The "Classic" is an advanced technique in Super Smash Brothers Melee which involves a player (usually a Marth main) losing a stock, respawning, slowly walking up to the opponent and throwing out an F-Smash.

Noun:
Marth main: "Let's go!" *Slaps Leg*

Salty Fox main: "I cant believe I got hit with The "Classic" (Melee)..."

by MeleeRedox June 30, 2018

Jakey Classic

The act of fucking someone’s mom so hard her vagina bleeds, giving the illusion that she’s on her period, when in reality… it’s just jakey makin her ta-tas bounce and her goochie bleed

Wow! She just got the Jakey Classic!

by Jakey Classic December 7, 2021

classic rocksucker

Someone, particularly a teenager, who acts like their shit don't stink because they listen to classic rock because their peers listen to rap or pop. They constantly brag about their music taste, wear nothing but band shirts, and get extremely butthurt by peers because they (the peers) aren't walking classic rock encyclopedias like they are.

Is a portmanteau of "classic rock" and "cocksucker".

See also: metalhead

Oh my gosh, Mike is such a classic rocksucker. He called me stupid because I accidentally confused two songs with each other. He needs to find something else to wear besides Led Zeppelin shirts, too.

by Cookie Mischief October 18, 2012

The Classic James

When someone leaves the call or goes AFK with no given explanation

Ahhh he did the classic James again

by Natwo April 17, 2020