chiffy

Chiffy means cool,great,super,tasty etc basically means anything good

can be abbreviated to chif

This is so chiffy

that sandwhich was chiffy as

by chifdawg August 4, 2014

chaff

A situation or person which conflicts with one's own situation or beliefs. Often used at prep schools in Northern New Hampshire.

Damn, that kid is such a chaff. I hate that tool.
This homework is such a chaff.

by CarpeTheDiem180 May 3, 2006

chuffet

Abbr: Chuffin Muppet. An extreme form of Muppet. Used when someone does something publicly stupid.

Barry tried four times to park his car in a massive space, and then crashed it into a wall. What a chuffet.

by Jones Cold August 8, 2003

Chuffucking

Pronounced "Chuff-fucking" in one quick word

To roger a woman up the rear who is under 18 but over the age of consent, this was illegal in the uk due to homosexuality laws until recently but now chuffucking is well practiced fun

Marc: dude i rammed this girl the other day
Marc 2: Dude no way!!
Marc: Yeah and then she let me chuffuck her shit was so cash
Marc 2: no way i was chuffucking your mum last night too
Marc: ...

by SGTKM December 28, 2010

chuffpact

chuff·pact
/ch-uff-pakt/

noun
1. Anger in response to a verbal or written reference to an institution that is more selective than Georgetown University and/or conventionally esteemed as more prestigious.

“I mentioned my son chose Columbia over UGA and the chuffpact blew every door in the house off its hinges.”

by sammer2149 November 22, 2015

Chuffty Slap

A verb meaning to give someone a 'slap across the face' whilst being excited or erect.

Huey- Yanno what, one day your going to get a Chuffty Slap Harry. You do know that.

Harry- You what faggot.

by Jon ceena September 2, 2017

Bum Chuffing

A palm Massage of the rectum in which to remove the unworldly contents. Often sexual, this technique is primarily used for pleasure but can also relieve bowel tension.

(1)"That man is a Bum Chuffer."
(2)"She is clearly in need of the Bum Chuff procedure."
(3) "Would you please relieve my Bowels with a 15 minute Bum Chuffing?"

by Curly Crimson September 6, 2009