A person who only believes in jesus/god to make their family/friends happy even though they truly do not believe; or someone who believes in jesus/god so they can feel good for the bad thing they have done, will do, and are doing.
Jenny is such a Christ trender she only believes so that she can be forgiven for stealing all he time!
by Doom song August 21, 2018
Get the Christ trendermug. (as in antichrist)
When you're an 8 year old wee laddie and your Aunt Jen sues your wee bitty arse for allegedly sustaining two broken wrists altering falling over from your side hug on your birthday and in your own home.
And because Aunt Jen is a total attention whore, decides to trot your now 12 year old, not so wee bitty arse, out on national tee-vee in hopes to snag her own reality show.... allegedly. That twunt!
When your dad's omeowners insurance offered to pay auntie 1$ for her alleged injuries, she decided to take your "so-over-this" arse to court. But luckily the jurors saw through her conniving ru$e and awarded her a big, fat nopenopenope.
Aunt Jen should just fill out an application to be Satan's ambassador already.
When you're an 8 year old wee laddie and your Aunt Jen sues your wee bitty arse for allegedly sustaining two broken wrists altering falling over from your side hug on your birthday and in your own home.
And because Aunt Jen is a total attention whore, decides to trot your now 12 year old, not so wee bitty arse, out on national tee-vee in hopes to snag her own reality show.... allegedly. That twunt!
When your dad's omeowners insurance offered to pay auntie 1$ for her alleged injuries, she decided to take your "so-over-this" arse to court. But luckily the jurors saw through her conniving ru$e and awarded her a big, fat nopenopenope.
Aunt Jen should just fill out an application to be Satan's ambassador already.
When you offer to take Auntie Christ out to a lavish dinner at McDonald's and her reaction when she discovers that they're all out of Mcnuggets would make a no-hearted, no effs to give Satan cower in the closet.
by Cevyn Injekkt December 8, 2015
Get the Auntie Christmug. My nigga, weee lovve jesus christ yeahhh jesussss fuck athiests lets go jesus lets goo god and jesuus man nghgfnfhdndj
Jesus: I am christ
Smart people : yayyy my nigga brooo jesus christ
Athiest fucktard: fake
Smart people : *pop that nigga ass*
Smart people : yayyy my nigga brooo jesus christ
Athiest fucktard: fake
Smart people : *pop that nigga ass*
by TheEarthIsFlatIdiotsUGH April 6, 2022
Get the Jesus Christmug. jisoos christ is the god of the religion known as kpop. he is a member of the group of handsome motherfuckers called seventeen. jisoos christ (also known as joshua) believes that drinking water is the right thing rather than alcohol.
The only God I believe in is the Kpop God Jisoos Christ
Ya'll are sinners! Ya'll need Jisoos Christ!
Ya'll are sinners! Ya'll need Jisoos Christ!
by Kim_Jisoos June 27, 2017
Get the jisoos christmug. "Jesus Hitler Christ is your mom a whore!"
" that was my last fucking beer, Jesus
Hitler Christ , Gary, you fucking cunt!!"
" that was my last fucking beer, Jesus
Hitler Christ , Gary, you fucking cunt!!"
by yojimbo1974 January 10, 2008
Get the jesus hitler christmug. Another wussy black metal band trying to be true.
Related bands - Cradle of flith, Children of Bodom, Hectate Enthroned.
Bands you SHOULD listen too so that you don't sound like a wuss - Mayhem, Emperor, Burzum (old stuff), Satyricon, Impaled Nazarene.
Related bands - Cradle of flith, Children of Bodom, Hectate Enthroned.
Bands you SHOULD listen too so that you don't sound like a wuss - Mayhem, Emperor, Burzum (old stuff), Satyricon, Impaled Nazarene.
Untrue metalhead: ZOMG, Rotting Christ is so good.
Norsk svart metallkriger: Shut up you piece of trash, Immortal is better.
Norsk svart metallkriger = roughly translates too: Norweigan black metal warrior
Norsk svart metallkriger: Shut up you piece of trash, Immortal is better.
Norsk svart metallkriger = roughly translates too: Norweigan black metal warrior
by Strange Old Brew September 18, 2005
Get the rotting christmug. by Koolkoolaid March 28, 2020
Get the Christ (Deemed to be) Universitymug.