Little boy. Not nice or funny.very smol and skinny. Half Greek half Italian. Good boy. Jk Christian bad boy, he beat the hell out of you. He been to the opportunity center twice. Very *cring*
by Christian bad boy July 26, 2019
Get the Christianmug. Christian is a red neck kind of man who loves to make 11 second videos about hot wheels and somehow has 3k subs. He lived his life only to realize that his real father is Peyton Manning. Trust me, you don't need Jerry Springer to prove that. I mean have you seen his landing strip of a forehead. A man who loves to say luncheon even thought its midnight.
What are you gonna do since you won the superbowl manning?
IM BRINGING MY SON CHRISTIAN TO DISNEY LAND
IM BRINGING MY SON CHRISTIAN TO DISNEY LAND
by BIGB0YR0Y September 6, 2018
Get the Christianmug. sometimes nice and can sometimes keep secrets. they really want to expose you when u tell them something but they won’t do it unless u give them permission. however if u trigger them somehow, they may expose u. they like to steal ur stuff and bully u for being short. although their name is christian they cuss a lot and they’re birthday is not on christmas. their birthday is on valentine’s day.
by uknowwhoiamlmBo December 14, 2019
Get the christianmug. That's Christian.
A. Mom won't accept that just because I'm a girl, doesn't mean that I just have to like boys.
B. That's Christian of her. Maybe she needs to read more books.
A. Dude "That's Gay"
B. Dude; thats christian of you to say so.
A. Mom won't accept that just because I'm a girl, doesn't mean that I just have to like boys.
B. That's Christian of her. Maybe she needs to read more books.
A. Dude "That's Gay"
B. Dude; thats christian of you to say so.
by Doctor Zoso December 14, 2015
Get the that's christianmug. An amazing guy, one that a girl can fall for very easily. Typically have dark brown hair with mesmerizing blue eyes.
Sometimes turns out to be a cheating lying boyfriend who will dump you over a text and then leave you heartbroken
Sometimes turns out to be a cheating lying boyfriend who will dump you over a text and then leave you heartbroken
“Did you hear what Christian did to Emily! I’m surprised she’s still at school. With a heartbreak like that, I’d take a month off”
by stormy_skies March 21, 2019
Get the Christianmug. Christian is very smart, has interesting taste in girls (very religious girls), he has a crush on Jamal, he is 4ft 2, his dad Sue makes him pancakes everyday in the morning, normally has a dickhead brother who thinks he is worlds best but is small. Uncontrollable bowels which means the kid shits everywhere even on buses. But he is funny (sometimes).
by GothicSpace March 16, 2022
Get the Christianmug.