possum chest

when an old guy has lots of grey hair bulging out of his shirt. Similar to a "hamburger chest" but specifically for old guys.

Yeah he has possum chest really bad!

by orangecrushed4 September 15, 2010

chest salad

when you show off the hair on your chest by wearing a low cut "V" neck or a shirt that you can undo buttons. Making it easy for the hair to be seen and touched.

look a Jim's chest salad, he is really tossing her today.

by braydy February 14, 2012

treasure chest

an external hard drive for storing pirated media. Sometimes kept in a hidden location that can only be found with a treasure map.

John uses a treasure chest to store all of his pirated movies.

by Kwanza365 December 31, 2014

bow chested

A condition in female humans wherein their breasts are too far around the sides of their chests. Clinically referred to as Cleavage Absentia or Side Bags Disease.

The opposite of knock chested.

Dave: "Damn, Debbie is bow chested!"

Kevin: "No shit. No way you could tittie fuck that bitch!"

by Connie Lingquist November 4, 2010

barrel chested

When the chest is in a barrel-like shape. Normally occurs when a woman is pregnant.

Emily is very barrel chested. She resembles an ape.

by Icey The Wifey August 19, 2006

Sizzle-Chest

a chest that has recently been burning and has now been extinguished and is now sizzling

“After we got the fire extinguisher and put out the fire, we have created a sizzle-chest.”

by sizzle-chest expert July 18, 2021

Chest Jellies

Kool name for Boobs!!

"Woah, Look at the size of her chest jellies"

by *_Moomin_* April 17, 2008