(n) a person who claims to be emo but is really happy and creepy. This is true for many teens in America, especially in Ohio
by Lola Booms January 3, 2010
Get the Happy Emo Creeper mug.What is the Grim Creeper? It's that girl or guy who creeps over after a hard night's drinking at the bar. You know the kind, when you strike out and the only option you have left is that number on your phone you keep telling yourself that you will never call again, yet you leave it in your phone. If you find yourself with a Grim Creeper in your room, remember:
1. Put together a Grim Creeper safety kit.
Make sure you've got latex gloves in there, because most Grim Creepers claim to have latex allergies. This may be a ploy so you'll have unprotected sex with them and catch the cooties and maybe make a baby.
2. All Field Hockey Players Are Grim Creepers.
There is absolutely no exception to this rule. If you play field hockey, you are a Grim Creeper. No question.
How to recognize a Grim Creeper.....
If you're at a college party, rodeo, carnival or morgue, there's a good chance you'll cross paths with one. If you're unsure whether or not it's definitely one and don't want to risk sucker-punching an innocent person, ask yourself these three questions:
Is the person drunk?
Is the person constantly groping their crotch (crabs)?
Did the person excuse themselves to visit the restroom with two middle-aged bartenders and their dog?
If you answered yes, you've got a Grim Creeper on your hands. Run away!!!!
1. Put together a Grim Creeper safety kit.
Make sure you've got latex gloves in there, because most Grim Creepers claim to have latex allergies. This may be a ploy so you'll have unprotected sex with them and catch the cooties and maybe make a baby.
2. All Field Hockey Players Are Grim Creepers.
There is absolutely no exception to this rule. If you play field hockey, you are a Grim Creeper. No question.
How to recognize a Grim Creeper.....
If you're at a college party, rodeo, carnival or morgue, there's a good chance you'll cross paths with one. If you're unsure whether or not it's definitely one and don't want to risk sucker-punching an innocent person, ask yourself these three questions:
Is the person drunk?
Is the person constantly groping their crotch (crabs)?
Did the person excuse themselves to visit the restroom with two middle-aged bartenders and their dog?
If you answered yes, you've got a Grim Creeper on your hands. Run away!!!!
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Someone who looks at people's pictures and wall posts even if they have never talked to them before in their life.
If they really have no life, they post comments on photos that say things like "hoottt" or "ur so sexxayy"
It's stalking for the online generation.
If they really have no life, they post comments on photos that say things like "hoottt" or "ur so sexxayy"
It's stalking for the online generation.
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Get the Cheesers mug.A cheekers is a magestic creature that lives near the ocean of southern californa, located on the west coast of North America. The name cheekers comes from a very petite organism with large cheeks and buttox, This is where the name cheekers comes from. Cheekers only eats plant based food but becomes very aggressive when hungry. All though cheekers eat regular sized meals they survive by snacking. Cheekers are only bound to one mating partner for life. They mate with puppers. Cheekers can go months with out water, cheekers mostly survives off of probiotic Kombuchas. If you see a wild cheekers it is good to keep your distance for cheekers smile is contageous. Other precautions are to not bother the cheeks why it gets ready, cheekers need lots of baths and love but these can only be provided by one pupper.
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Get the Cheekers mug.A green monster from Minecraft that sneaks up behind you, hisses, and then explodes. When killed, it drops gunpowder, which is needed for crafting TNT.
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