cauliflower cornhole

When a skank or hoe has contracted various STD's leaving
her anus resembling a cauliflower.

dude: And when i went down there..
dude2: yea..
dude: I saw she had a cauliflower cornhole!
dude2: wtf.. thats fucking sick.
dude: Yea, i beat that skanky hoe.
dude2: GTFO
dude: what did you say?
dude2: G-T-F-O
dude: nobody talks to me like that!
dude: *grabs crotch*
dude2: wtf?
dude: err, nvm dude, as i was saying..
dude: you goin down like a clown mofucker!
dude * caps dude2 *
dude2: ohnoes!

by Philiiiip January 4, 2009

cawld

opposite of HAWT

damn, it's cawld today!

by mpr88 December 30, 2009

cauldron

when someone appears to be pregnant due to food consumption and makes a sound like when you put a new 5 gallon bottle on the arrowhead dispenser

My cauldron is rapiddly expanding and I may blow at any time.

I ate at wahoos and now i am a cauldron.

by cauldron hater May 22, 2006

Cauliflower Cheese

Ejaculating into a rugby player's ears

I tried to Cauliflower Cheese Jonah Lomu...It didn't end well for me

by WedJorton June 4, 2010

witches cauldron

when one pours one metric litre of KY(gotta be KY)into the anus of their partner and stirs vigorously with ones phallic member.

"my girl wouldn't look me in the eye becaue i gave her the witches cauldron last night."

by Beefmasterconan August 16, 2011

caldpokete

the area of cold air in the center of your bathroom that hits you right after you step out of a warm shower and causes you to shiver violently.

Whenever i open my shower curtain i get assaulted by a freezing caldpokete.

by Deanna.M November 21, 2009

Caldy

douchebag, working towards motherfucker.

He's past Jerk and asshole.. Yeah Caldy is a douchebag.

by bow-wow-chicka-chicka April 10, 2011