catfish cleatis

A jealous stalker boyfriend who won't leave so he steals her phone and sends phony messages trying to benefit his situation.

Friend: "Hi Jen, how are you?
Catfish cleatis: "I have a boyfriend so stop calling!"
Friend: "Ah... this must be Cleatis the Catfish with a cats penis. Lol. Have Jen hit me up when she gets her phone back"

by Mr Dinges July 17, 2024

Gift Catfishing

Gift Catfishing is when someone tells you they are want to purchase something for you, but then they don’t.

Josh was gift catfishing yesterday when he said would get me that sweater, however, when I asked when it was shipping he said he changed his mind.

by Fisherwoman920 September 16, 2018

chernobyl catfish

When someone catfishes you and shows up to the date looking nothing like what you expected and has a nuclear level meltdown when you bring it up

How was your date last night?

Oh she looked nothing like her pictures. It ended up being a Chernobyl Catfish

by Sasa134134 January 31, 2020

Helicopter Catfish

The act in which you and a partner who catfished you go to one's home to do the sex. The woman hops on the man and spins around like a helicopter.

Hey so do you want to go back to my place and try out the Helicopter Catfish position?

by 123Dumbass456 August 17, 2022

Corporate Catfishing

When a person uses an excessively old picture and uses filters too much to hide their actual age in work programs like MS Teams

You see Lisa on the call yesterday? Actually using the filter to look like she isn't 50 years old? She is totally corporate catfishing the team.

by charlie456789 March 22, 2024

Catfish Poo

When you think a poo is really big but you look and it's tiny.

Been turtling all day and finally got to the shitter. Went to have a look at the monster, turns out it was only a catfish poo

by Poopslayyer696 March 15, 2024

catfished

To be told something by someone when they are aware that it is not the truth.

Told the truth is something when it is actually something else.

“ Hey girl i swear i didn’t eat the last olive “

*watches a video tape of her eating the last olive

her “ omg you catfished me !!”

by oolala22 October 13, 2019