by Fat momma 222 October 5, 2022
Get the Casland mug.Almost the same thing as a Sarsaparilla Circus (two people in the shower and one person on the toilet taking a shit) except it’s with women instead of men.
“Jennifer, Linda and Marjorie have so much fun together! For example, last night Linda went to the restroom to drop a deuce, but Marjorie and Jennifer busted in to the bathroom and start showering together! All while Linda is shitting her brains out! They all love a good Casanova Carnival!”
by Mrducandonuts February 20, 2023
Get the Casanova Carnival mug.Cassandra is the bestest friend youll ever have. She’s a beautiful, smart, and amazing person that will be there for you no matter what. She has gorgeous brown eyes that shimmer under the sun and freckles on only one side of her face which compliments her features beautifully. She’ll always be by your side when you need a shoulder to cry on. Shes not afraid to express her feelings and show affection to those she cares about, being loved by her is the best thing someone could ever experience.
She's a geeky nerd who never fails to make everyone around her feel comfortable. She’s been through hell and come out the other side. I admire her.
She's a geeky nerd who never fails to make everyone around her feel comfortable. She’s been through hell and come out the other side. I admire her.
by blurbleh June 24, 2023
Get the cassandra mug.The act of leaving something at a given location to create an excuse to return, often in pursuit of a romantic relationship. Can be used as a non or a verb.
I'm going to castanza her by leaving my hoodie at her house.
You left your charger in his bedroom? Nice castanza!
You left your charger in his bedroom? Nice castanza!
by pjoles December 27, 2023
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I broke up with that Cassandra Halliday and I've blocked 2000 numbers in the 3 months since. That bitch is fucked.
by Run.run like the wind December 30, 2023
Get the Cassandra Halliday mug.Casen is the type of person that deserves the world. He always knows what to say and will know exactly how to make you feel better. Casen will only ever treat you with respect and make you feel like a princess. He will genuinely be one of the nicest, funniest, and most interesting people you’ll ever meet. He can talk for hours about a topic that he’s interested in and it would never get tiring, and listen to you talk without getting bored. Casen will also never make you feel stupid. When you don’t understand something he will explain it to you with patience and without judgement. With his amazing personality he also has a physical appearance that matches it. He has the most amazing smile that makes you smile just by looking at it. His eyes are adorable and shine so bright. In all Casen is just the most perfect person that you just want to hold in your arms and love.
by HisPrincess<3 January 16, 2024
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Person A: my girlfriend keeps playing me like a fiddle, my therapist says it’s not healthy
Person B: is her name Cassandra?
Person A: yes, why?
Person B: you have your answer
Person B: is her name Cassandra?
Person A: yes, why?
Person B: you have your answer
by QuinnTarot January 31, 2024
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